Bumble didn’t have enough users to matter when I was using dating apps but I love the idea of having women initiate.

It’s not about the confidence to message someone, it’s about knowing women are fucking inundated with messages on those apps and God only knows whether or not you even get noticed in the morass.

I haven’t seen a bar advertise any boxing aside from Mayweather fights for years. Their license fee is simply too high for a fight like this (for a bar with capacity of 200, it’s several grand IIRC) to even remotely break even.

Giant places like Buffalo Wild Wings aside (who I’m guessing get a special deal), I don’t…

The remix with the rest of G-Unit is better.

I’m glad to see neck tattoos can still signify ‘poor life choices’ rather than ‘art degree and a shitty band.’

A contest of which car is most likely to cut me off swerving to lanes to make an exit while being driven by a recent SMU or TCU grad, sweet!

I liked Harris’s Youtube channel, but I can’t say that I’ve got much interest in this (irrelevant since I don’t have cable anyway). This kind of car video is perfect for Youtube - a 5-10 minute break from whatever else you’re doing, then on to something else. 30-60 minutes of slo-mo sideways, LED taillights blinking…

The aluminum attack ads aren’t half as stupid as when Chevy was running ads about the tailgate with built in step (also from Ford, IIRC?).

Howie Long - “WHAT KIND OF PUSSY USES STEPS, HUH? DON’T BE A BITCH, JUMP LIKE A MAN.”

The shithole rural highway inhabited by rageaholic cuntnuggets in jacked up SUVs who are probably carrying - that’s where you’ll find REAL FREEDOM. MURRICA.

Meth is a helluva drug.

Apparently my (comic book and game) store is a Go location. I have no idea how or why this came to be.

In the 50 State War, how is US military hardware divvied up? If we assume that all physical gear and weaponry is left sitting while the troops head back to their home states, whichever backwoods yokels retain our ICBM silos have a solid position.

You know the guy from North Dakota who’s never seen a black person in…

If the NBA was your employer, you’d be negotiating with the NBA for your services, only to be placed with a team at their leisure.

That’s not how it works (and the NBA wouldn’t want to pretend that’s the case because they’d get cock-slapped by an anti-trust suit tout suite) - the NBA is the cartel of your various…

The worst part about Simmons’s writing, now, is that I hear it in his voice.

Are we sure that MMA fighters are that much loonier than other athletes rather than just being individuals whose stories are well known courtesy of social media, as they can’t blend into being one of 12/25/52 on a team? Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao both have some crazy shit in their heads - presumably some…

Rice has a few thousand Richie Rich undergrads, I don't think it's even on the radar in a discussion like this.

They named the homeless man’s PTI... ALL TAKES MATTER? No fucking way. That shit can’t be real. You’re lying.

I didn’t even apply to UT with a much better argument for admission - it’s the best school in Texas by a couple of leagues and even 15 years ago admission was pretty much a foregone yes/no conclusion for in-staters on the basis of GPA/class rank/SAT.

It’s not a little liberal arts college where a home run essay or…

Load backpack with weight. Walk/hike long distances.

The players don’t vote to determine the commissioner’s compensation so no, no we won’t.

Mark Cuban has been shoveling the technobabble/analytic speak for years as well without ever admitting that he lucked into buying a franchise with an all-time great forward and coach (Dirk and Nellie) already in place and has ridden that for almost 20 years.

Which isn’t to say that analytics aren’t valuable, just that…