Christ almighty, that’s bad copy.

Dubya was managing partner of the Roided To The Gills Rangers of Ruben Sierra, Pudge, Juan Gone, Palmeiro and Canseco - I don’t know that he was pushing the steroids investigation all that hard.

Christ, another one of those tools with a tactical jacket with velcro for your tactical patches about hatin’ Islam and that faded desert tan backwards American flag.

I used to give some former military guys credit on that front - like, okay, you served, you can play dress up while you teach classes of fat, angry white…

RGIII and Manziel QB battle - whichever one sells the most jerseys gets the starting job!

Eh, the ‘edgy’ humor is basically Fox News + dad jokes + winking. Can’t say that I’m scared of its loss.

So Britney is basically that girl from high school who was sweet but dumb, hot enough to get into trouble because she didn’t realize boys didn’t have her best interests at heart, might have had kids too early, now really loves Jesus and if she wasn’t filthy rich would probably be a hair stylist pushing some kind of…

I’ve shot them all - there are preferences (old M&P trigger - too squishy; the basic Glock sights are a joke, H&K paddle mag release not good for some people) but functionally they’re all about the same. I actually don’t like current Glocks (by which I mean Gen 3 and 4 - which is 15-20 years of pistols, I believe)…

The military could eliminate sidearms for the vast majority of troops (as a starter for safety) - and mandate ‘Israeli carry’ (safety off or nonexistent, no round in the chamber) for those who still need one.

When rolling out on a mission, chamber a round.

Major brand polymer 9 = major brand polymer 9.

All current production FN, M&P, Glock, HK, Walther, Sig, etc. etc. etc. wonder 9s are really good guns (aside from the odd lemon). As a rule they have more in common with each other than they have different. It’s going to come down to personal preference.

The military…

Er, there are several thousand competitive Glock shooters who are fast as hell in IDPA and USPSA. Every handgun has a different natural point of aim - it’s on the user to make it work. My dad rotates his target shooting through 20 different guns and isn’t very good with any of them - but he has fun. I’ve condensed…

US-produced Sig reliability is something of a running joke in the firearms industry. Your 228 is presumably German, which is a different ballgame.

Go look at some pictures of the rear naked choke and then explain what it has to do with the “underengineered flying buttresses” of the knees waiting to snap.

Er, the thing is that we’ve stepped to the brink and can now never step away. There will never be a disarmament that removes the possibility of world annihilation - this is the story of our future, the shadow following us forevermore.

We barely maintained the balance for 35 years - do you really think we can for 350?…

Sometimes. There are too many beat to shit V6s on the road detracting from the car overall, but with some nice wheels and well taken care of it’s not a bad looking ride.

7’6 and 184#?

Guess I’m starting that New Year’s diet tomorrow... fuuuuuck.

Why even go to the club and make it rain if you’re going to look bored as shit doing it? I’m pretty sure there wasn’t even a stripper shaking her ass in front of them, dude in the middle just felt like throwing $20 in the air.

Worth saying, you could probably scam angel investors for enough money to actually become a Republican with that UBaby idea.

Yes, it’s not quite as bad some would indicate but in the fall of 2008 I bought a Ram 1500 quad cab V8 (not the Hemi) for $18,500.

Aside from the absurdity re: gender, it’s adorable that someone thought a recent MFA needs a full-time manager.

More like the recent MFA needs someone to help fill out welfare applications and letters to student loan companies asking for extensions.

The 40 for 40 McGregor episode is going to be amazing - slightly brain-damaged, pissed away all of his money on nouveau-riche luxury cars, now prostituting himself on a side-street of Dublin for men and women who want to lick his tiger-ab tattoo.