Your mom is good at taking small British things and making magic happen.

I don’t think you know what theft means.

If you have weird or wide feet, you’re pretty much SOL with the regular brands. I wear a 14F (or EEE) so my boots are White’s Semi-Dress - I’ve got brown and black. Extremely comfortable but pretty heavy.

Fuck a bunch of sleep paralysis. My last bout was four years ago, I was paralyzed in bed with a shadow man creeping forward from my bedroom door, I couldn’t even breathe, just as the shadow man reached me the room lit up like someone was turning a dimmer switch (9am sun through the window).

Right on, bruh. Let’s go pound some brews and some pussy, bruh.

Oh fuck no. That’s awful and makes the wearer look like an investment banker or a frat boy who hopes to become one.

Oxford shirts should be solid colors only.

As a Texan, the idea of enormous Oregon is... adorable.

Wilson is a real attorney with a law degree from Texas Tech

Is that an Imperial tampon or metric?

Everyone should read Bill Buford’s ‘Among The Thugs’ - outstanding immersive journalism with soccer hooligans in the late ‘80s and early ‘90s.

I thought you were being hard on Webb for the debate line about killing someone but nope that was creepy as hell.

Farm to Market roads and rural highways are posted at highway speeds but there are roads dead-ending onto them and people constantly looking for their turns.

Drive down a rural road and expect it to be like driving between Abilene and Midland-Odessa and you’re gonna have a bad time. “He was doing 20 under” is most…

Looks to me like the white car couldn’t have known exactly where the motorcycle was going to be or even that it was making the illegal double pass.

As far as “doing 20 under the limit” that seems like a Farm to Market road - which can be posted up to 75 (but often aren’t), but will have turn-offs just like an urban or…

I’d agree that it’s “fairly standard riding in Texas” and that’s why sportbikes have such a shitty reputation with everyone who doesn’t ride one.

Everybody’s worried about her baby bump and I’m just scared of the terrifyingly attractive super-race that’s bound to result from a combo of Legend/Teigen DNA.

Stance is just the millennial extension of ‘ricing’ that everyone bitched about starting in the mid-90s - annoying high pitched exhausts, wings everywhere on a 105hp Civic, stickers oh the stickers. It offended people as representing ‘performance’ while actually being aesthetic.

In my gut I get the ‘enthusiast’…

‘Regular’ gambling seems smarter than this shit - play roulette and it’s impossible to hurt yourself. The house odds are set, no matter what you do or how drunk you get. Same with slots and, to some extent, craps (if you just play pass/behind the line). And keno, if you’re my grandmother and just want to sit in the…

I don’t play a lot of games (for my XBox I only have Metal Gear Solid and Forza 6 right now) but I’m pretty happy with my One. The setup is long forgotten, installation is a PITA (Forza 6 took a day to download, stupid me for not buying a disc) - but it’s eliminated the combo of Roku/Fire TV that covered each others’…

I’ve never used this before but