Multiple pouring out a drink on the counter stories. I can’t fathom how that happens.

Why bother with a 6-speed gearbox? Couldn’t it just go Tesla and have a single ‘gear’?

Cryotherapy is useful for athletic recovery, if nothing else, but requires almost daily usage for any noticeable effect. I notice that’s left out in the marketing when these places tout Championship Team X’s use.

There are places in my area that offer unlimited monthly packages in the $175-200 range, which is…

Music that’s bad for fuckin’: Coltrane, “Giant Steps.”
Good: “William Tell Overture”

He’ll probably be pissed if it costs him money and they lose in the playoffs because a worse pitcher was used in higher-leverage situations.

Better than a coed with “giant cum on me tits.” That doesn’t work out well for the Affleck.

The UFC can lobby but ultimately referees, judges and the rules themselves are the domain of the athletic commissions.

“And last of all, suck it Colin Cowherd.”

I’m halfway with you. I don’t have a thing about feet - I’ve sucked toes when a girl was into that (freshly showered) but if you’re in public and start rubbing your stinky bare feet all over, you can go to hell.

I know this complaint is beating a dead horse at this point but I just watched one of Cady Groves’s music videos - aside from saying y’all in her Twitter bio HOW IS THAT COUNTRY MUSIC?

I only care if Jalen Rose gets to be a regular guest, he’s been the most interesting regular video/podcast guy on Grantland.

Goat sex guy would have been my third-favorite table ever, behind Dimebag Darrell and the Yankees catcher who left me $50 on $40 even though the afternoon expo fucked up his order.

The only flaw here is the scary bit about rear naked chokes - that’s not some secret MMA fighter ninja move, it’s a fundamental part of grappling and has been since our ancestors descended from the trees and tried wrestling each other . It’s taught to soldiers and Marines in our military combatives programs, to…

No, it would be perfectly easy - don’t make the players match the real world. Thing is, they don’t know if anyone would buy it if they didn’t get to step into the shoes of College QB #4 (I boycott NCAA sports so I can’t name any players) - which is precisely why players deserved a cut.

The fuck are you talking about, Rousey talks mad shit and doesn’t try to a ladylike ‘face.’ That’s one of the cool things about her.

I hope a whole ton of bros tune into One Tree Hill for Sophia Bush, riot in response and burn down Netflix HQ.

Which one has “Feel Like Dying,” because that one wins.

ESPN Sportswriter; motivational/inspirational speaker

C-list... seems generous.

Meh. This is a smarter fight, the one McGregor deserves if he didn’t have a big enough mouth to talk himself into a title shot.