I feel like I really, truly, intimately know the woman whose three television watching possibilities are Bravo, E! and when those horrible bastards pre-empt her viewing, VH1.

“23. Kicks your feet, propped up on coffee table, out of the way so he can walk around you.”

^^^ everyone’s just ignoring this one? WTF?

So you have no idea what you’re talking about but will continue to argue your point vociferously? ‘Murrica!

In the ‘90s, shitkickers (fake shitkickers, to the boy) loved Metallica and rap equally.

Better than Age of Ultron.

Are we all still pretending that baseball managers matter that much?

My memory of most teen drinking parties until I joined the service industry: travel from house to house trying to find booze for a few hours; finally locate some but not enough for everyone to get shitfaced except for that one kid who thought one shot of vodka was like drinking a full 750, sit around talking shit and…

I had an offer from DirecTV for the screen in my retail store - $180. It was tempting to buy it and fill the room after hours with everyone I know but I decided against.

My dad’s had two of these in a row, I think his current one is a 2014. I’m impressed with the smoothness and power, but even having driven trucks all my life until recently (‘87 F-150, ‘99 F-150, ‘08 Ram 1500 Quad Cab... ‘14 Kia Soul - hurray for not working in construction anymore!) it feels absurdly wide. My ‘99…

I’m amazed that the handbook is written specifically this one-sided.

You could write gender-neutral language to keep boys (and girls) from wearing tank tops (which was how my high school rolled), but nope, straight up spaghetti straps.

You are clearly not a Texan.

I know you’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover... but I would pretty much have assumed that’s her internal monologue at all times.

Biden seems like the kind of guy who refers to women as ‘trim’ in private, right?

This is the weirdest "I'm getting old" moment yet - I'm almost the same age as the crazy mom throwing sex parties and banging multiple teenagers.

Is this what it feels like the first time the President is your peer?

I’ve been using my dad’s Insider account for what seems like a decade, but neither of us can figure out how it stays active - he never gets charged and whatever the original card is would be long expired. Best guess is that in the earlier days of online sports contests he won lifetime access and just doesn’t remember…

Every so often I think about finding one of these or the similar-vintage Toyota Supra - I might be the only person who prefers both to the following generations.

There's not a "serious debate" to be had here, any more than there was on miscegenation, sodomy laws or womens' suffrage.

Incorrect. All the Republican NASCAR fans are going to keep watching races because what the fuck else are they going to watch - Eurofags that never even touch an oval? Commie endurance racing with hybrids and diesels?

On the other hand, the rest of us non-bigots have a higher opinion of NASCAR as an org than we did…

Can I cheat and say a Cayman GTS and a Boxster GTS?