If the conservatives are pissed off that things are no longer civil, may I point them to the words of Mitch McConnell: “The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.”

Dearest Sir or Madam,

ideals long espoused by conservatives: free minds, free markets and free people.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

Exactly. Citizen-on-citizen crime is a tragedy.  But, government agent-on-citizen crime is an affront to our whole way of life.  It’s a form of terrorism.  

How many Tucker Max books do you own?

And the police are in positions of power but rather than be held to a higher standard they are given license to kill. And the very idea that no one in the black community does anything about “black on black violence” is pure BS. There are many community based organizations focused on things as varied as gang…

Yes, Jalopnik is known for never saying a bad thing about Henry Ford.

That first statement — What the fuck is wrong with you? You sure sound like a vagina-fearing, misogynist, rape apologist in need of some serious therapy. And if you aren’t truly that guy, then please take a moment for some serious self-reflection. Life is too short to be a piece of shit.

You do know you can be into someone and stop being into them correct?

You mean the daughters of those who shunned them during puberty?

“So if you’re going to pull a random rant about a dead guy remotely related to cars who used to date underage girls...”

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

Thanks for bringing that up! Actually, because we have depleted the land’s natural water tables, and because climate change-induced drought has kicked our butt so hard, and because historically the delta is a *wetland*, the land has subsided over the past hundred years of farm use to the point where we need levees to…

This.

Just to clarify, he’s likely reffering to a common complaint offered by his Big Boy Friend, Devin Nunes. Basically, a lot of central valley and southern California water comes from the Sacramento–San Joaquin River Delta. There’s a lot of water rights, I don’t understand but I get some of the gist.

Basically, Central…

It’s a bit difficult to sell “let’s just ignore the President of the United States,” as much as my sanity would very much enjoy that.

Yes. That’s the solution. Stop talking about the most powerful man in the world. If we just ignore him, he’ll go away.

Yikes...if this pisses you off, how pissed are you that Ray Lewis and Marvin Harrison are next to Lombardi and Walter Peyton?