Full disclosure: I think everyone should learn how to fight bare handed. Regardless of gender. But this is a terrible idea.

They recommend "aerobic exercise at least 3 times a week, with at least 30-minute sessions,"

I hate washed up musicians who try to stay relevant by critiquing the folks on top instead of, I don't know, making some awesome fucking music. Oasis, the whole lot of them, is like a damn cockroach that will not die. Why is he even being interviewed? Get a day job Noel.

For real

I'm beginning to love hearing white people's negative takes on Beyonce. I just want to lean my head on my fist and watch them talk.

I thought I had had a heart attack or similar. I went to the emergency room and got a bunch of tests and finally the Dr asked, "What exactly made you think you had something wrong with your heart?" I said, for the millionth time, that I had for a few days experienced chest pain, nausea, radiating pain into my arm and…

So you agree that bra's are bad.............. and that women who wear them for comfort and support and just ignorant about science..........

Big boob owner here and I have to say,

Oh honey. Go masturbate to some more furry porn you neck beard loser. You are mansplaining boobs to women who actually have boobs. Your man tits do not count no matter how many twinkles you eat

Your singular mission to prove bras are unnecessary based on some cherry picked research (which you seem to be misinterpreting) is fucking creepy. Creepy Kotaku commenter hall of fame material.

Don't you know that you're doing boobs all wrong?

"Many games are full of exaggerated [male] forms," Alex said. "We don't point at those and go, huh, that doesn't look realistic at all. Of course it doesn't! It looks superpowered, and we like that. The same thing would apply to breasts."

Yes, some exercises can strengthen the Coopers Ligaments (like pushups) but at the same time high impact to the ligaments stretches them out and make them weaker. It seems likely that there's an optimum size of breast for which free-balling adds to ligament strength but that over that optimum the damage of the force…

none of that made any sense.

You keep posting this multiple times per article, in multiple articles. You are SUPER invested in telling women that they are wrong about their own goddamn bodies.

I'm not sure I understand the problem. Are these not the way boobies in real life work?

And possibly and exorcist.

I feel like there's a reason why all my favorite games have what seem to be rather minimalistic breast physics. They're there, for the most part, but there's no ridiculous, out-of-place exaggeration on them. Games like the Assassin's Creed series, and a number of other action/adventure titles. Probably my favorite way…

I don't MIND breast physics being ridiculous at times. It's a stylistic choice, and some games should have that style.

The embarrassment comes from the fact this is more the norm than an alternative fantasy. I don't want to live in a world without dumb breast physics... but I don't want it to be the only way I can…

And, like, a physicist.