Oooh! Does that mean we can ask Catholic Lawmakers to renounce the Pope and reaffirm their Allegiance to America?

You're right. We're all just pretending to care about things like equality and tolerance. You're the only man brave enough in this whole liberal world willing to stand up for intolerance and inequality. You should be commended sir! Fly your ignorance flag high and proclaim it to the world!

Not only was this funny but all the butthurt racists coming to whine at you about it makes it worth a +2 at the very least.

I've always found it particularly cruel how people have really jumped on Kanye so hard for his behavior in the last few years, when it was abundantly clear that he felt a tremendous amount of guilt for his mother's death. I'm not going to say the way he coped with it was ideal, but everyone grieves differently. Plus,…

I'm from SoDak... This kind of stuff isn't the norm there. What I mean by that is usually the racism against natives is a bit more subtle.

How is this a story? Native American slurs are yelled and beer is dumped at literally every Washington D.C. professional football game.

Okay so I have to call shenanigans on any man claiming that manspreading has anything to do with testicles. I have an absolutely gargantuan unit and yet somehow I ride a train without my legs completely dominating the leg space of the people around me. If your piece is in an uncomfortable position, you just adjust it.…

"or the related but only slightly less odious assertion that men will pretend to be trans women just to get into women's restrooms."

Correction: Chris Kyle gave his life at a shooting range. But, you know, don't let that stop your Twitter rage.

Players shall sit out the first half of the season opener.

The myth is that Helen had the face that launched a thousand ships, so "what is a Helen" is already defined.

It's more like " I remember when I was dumb like you, the benificial flora in my gut was sooo out of whack because of chips and crackers. But then I tried a stupid, non-medically recommended toast cleanse and my Candida Yeast and angry alien symbiote problem cleared right up! I shit bricks now! Quit feeding your…

God, I can't tell if I hated her because I don't like her acting, or because her character on Glee was the most generic, milquetoast sad sack that I have ever seen, and maybe with better writing, I wont want to stab myself in the eyes every time she comes on screen. Here's to hoping it's the latter.

No, of course not MUSLIM modest. We are fine with modesty on a range from "Christian mommy-blogger" modest all the way to "edgy Christian rock band" modest. I mean, some of those kids wear skinny jeans! And have very hip haircuts.

This is why we should have been more cautious about letting ladies become legislators.

I really hate this whole "I was hurt that I was accused of something that I totally did" shit.

On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

It's not even just that these are two examples of equally corrosive cultures. One of these people sings songs about contracting STIs and wanting to have sex with minors. The other, at least for the most part, sings songs about consensual relationships between adults that don't harm their participants beyond possibly…

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

It goes back MUCH further than that, and has been a part of American culture since the days of minstrel coonery.