We should invent a new Internet Law called the Tomato Party Haha Rule:

Werther's Original and Education Connection Girl had me weak as fuck.

If you are an individual who claims that they cannot read that body language and non-verbal communication, then you need to go back to middle school, where most non-verbal communication is beginning to spread.

If you're not checking in to make sure that the drunk girl you just met that night actually wants to fuck, then you might be a rapist. Nobody gave you that line above, you just made it up to make the concept of asking a simple "are you sure" or "are you ready" seem "asinine." It's not. It's basic.

I am completely aware that his views are shared by many people. It's just that his "views" don't stand up to basic logic and human decency. It is completely fine for you to personally disagree with homosexual activity and avoid it for yourself. It's fine for you not to like gay people and spend your whole life ever…

There are no pitchforks and torches here. Only discussion in the form of written text. Don't get it wrong.

Again, sir...Hunter's views are not as bad as an unarmed child getting shot, but that doesn't mean his views are good and that his views should not be discussed. By the same logic, why don't you just pick the single worst and most destructive thing going on in the world right now and say, "Nothing else should be…

For readers of Deadspin, it is interesting to discuss the Torii Hunter part of the equation because we are, by and large, very big sports fans that read and comment on this site and Torii Hunter is a relatively big name for us. It is interest in sports that creates the gathering here and drives the discussion. That…

So you're saying this is actually about ethics in baseball journalism?

It's inspiring to see a culture war played out in the Sports section. Where it's always played out first, when you think about it...

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT fWAR AND OBP!

Hunter wants to be outspoken against homosexuality, but only on his own terms. I see no reason for reporters to cater to his terms.

When asked about defensive metrics at the same presser, Hunter said:

Regardless of my ill-will towards Jameis, I sincerely hope he never experiences either one.

Crimes, Ranked:

Yeah. Pure coincidence they are mocking a chokehold for this particular news feed.

As someone who once had to deal with being falsely accused (and cleared) of rape, I can say that it can be something that hurts you down the road, can make you lose friends you had, and can generally be a shitty and completely unfair thing to have happen to you.

I'm so sorry. I know you know that asking why you didn't scream is not helpful. But it's not my place to tell you how you feel. My question is this: Why didn't he NOT assault you. We can't win. We are asked why we didn't fight back. Then if we do fight and get our asses kicked or worse, it's our fault again fir…

30-year FSU grad/fan here, a guy who bleeds garnet and gold. Mr. Winston, you have done the impossible: taken all the fun and pride out of winning a national championship, or even two. Here's what I want to see happen to you: FSU goes to a national championship playoff game, but you're ineligible. Aguayo and Maguire…

The only thing as viscious as a tone-deaf statement is a tone-deaf statement you obviously didn't write.