If you want to be taken seriously you might try avoiding all of those obvious tells that you're a troll/asshat.

Working class people are inferior human beings. If they weren't, they would be middle class.

I fund aborcery.

"I'm sorry, I think this woman is off her rocker. I think she's lost her mind," Smith said. "That's right, I said it."

You're right — easy to get lost in the craziness of the '08 elections is that fucking gross bit of info.

I know Wendy Davis SAID she had an abortion, but we're gonna need a man to verify that for us. Maybe two or three. Can we just get a couple of men to support this woman's stories about her own personal life? We just need a male perspective on this so we can really be sure it happened. Anyone?

"It would be disturbing to think that she may be using her abortions as a way to gain political favor with Democratic voters," Horne added.

This is...baffling to me. Why would they allow an gay teacher who has a partner to teach, but get their underwear in a wad about her becoming pregnant? Were they just hoping the gay thing would go away and that she'd marry a guy one day?

Hey look everyone! A real-life idiot!

Remember the time like a year ago that Taylor Swift reacted to a pretty harmless joke from Tina Fey and Amy Poehler by telling Vanity Fair, "there's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women" and turned it into a whole deal everyone would have otherwise forgotten?

Oh no! I've bought 4 F-150's and 22 Denis Leary albums in the past 3 years!

You know this guy recently died, right? Have some respect.

The truly terrifying part is how much of this crap there must be. We have two sports that are majority African-American, and a third that has a sizable minority components, and yet they are all run by overwhelmingly white owners and GMs. I can only imagine the vile disrespect and bigotry that some of these men must…

I think I'm allergic to junk food. It makes me fat.

Eh? I didn't pick up on it reading the books. At all. I read them between the ages of 7 and 15, so nuance may not have exactly been my strong suit at the time.

OH MY GOD, you put "GET OVER IT" CAPS LOCKS!!!!!

"If anyone wants to hear me trash talk about this woman, come to my business. We can talk in the rape room!"

Even when the Foxford Wives try to have a coherent message, they fuck it up spectacularly.

"Fish en Papillote" I'm pretty sure the papillote is supposed to be parchment paper, not wax.

Real men don't give a shit if other dudes want to wear make up. Who cares.