I used to tell my classmates I was from Siberia, North Korea, and sometimes “Peoria” which I said was a country in Asia. Because those suburban kids believed just about anything if you weren’t white.

Me too! That ad must have been on all the time, but I feel like it had a particularly strong influence on me .

So this is like the “bargaining” stage of grief, or something?

Glossybox was awful for me this month. I think Glamglow is overhyped, and the mask we got a few months ago was not good. The lip balm felt gross, smelled weird, and made my husband’s lips hurt when I kissed him. The nail polish was an awful shade of pink (exactly between cotton candy and hot pink, somehow), and I also…

Yeah but when is a candidate commit to building a wall on the eastern border of the US to defend our country from the filthy, shiftless, mer-immigrants who are stealing good American jobs?

My husband would do fine. I’m the slob who is lazy about chores. I mean, he doesn’t know how to deep clean (mop, vacuum and sweep under things, etc.) anything, but it would be simple enough to have a cleaning service once a month.

Clearly you need to get an evil housekeeper whose loyalty is only to you, so she can belittle the new wife and convince her to wear the same costume you once wore to a big costume party, and stuff. Eeeeeeevil.

Butter Trump 2016!

NO ONE DENIES THIS

If she forms a non-profit dedicated to the preservation of reality TV history, and the non-profit buys it, the taxes may be reduced.

Did this just seriously just “if you like her so much, why don’t you marry her?!?!?!” ?

Yes! I love the Wonder Girls video. It’s been a good week for kpop, as the rest of their album is really good (soooooooooo 80s), and Shinee’s repackage song is great.

I actually got great colors in my Glossybox this month: the cargo blush in a “striped” blush/bronzer (‘Cable Beach) that is really great for my skintone, and I can even use it to do a little highlighting with the lighter colors - though it’s definitely very shimmery: best for teenagers/casual summer settings/people…

“ Shockingly shoddy reporting in the NYT’s nail salon exposé, revealed by Chinese-speaking @R_Bernstein in @nybooks http://buff.ly/1D1L5Mv”

I thought it was Jane Krakowski and this was Jenna Maroney’s country album.

Ted Cruz thinks Picard was an aristocrat because he drinks tea and has an english-y accent. That’s all there is to it.

Dangit, I was going to tat a lace collar for RBG.

I managed to go on a scholarship for college. It was amazing. Another great thing about my trip is that I managed to go with some really awesome wildlife professors. The penguins are good, but the other birds are so great , too: petrels, albatrosses, shearwaters, terns.

Maryland is basically a Confederate state that just surrendered in advance.

They sure are. Taking it down would be admitting it’s racist. I mean, they should. Because it is. But they won’t.