[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

scans for *female orgasm*

...

Even the bull turns around like “holy shit, did you guys see that?”

“If you can read this, Roll me over”

Hey David, now is your time to buy a 2019 or 2020 for $500!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlonelyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If waiters gave a six minute time limit for making a decision, my wife would never eat again. HAHAHAHA!

Ok, so just hear me out.....

So we’re all going to pass over his mounted spud-gun howitzer?

But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

You asked so kindly, so sure.

Winner of “Best Game” Award has to go to Bronn. This is a man that started out as nothing but a commoner. He was a sell sword. A nobody. When the game is over, he’s sitting on HighGarden, one of the best castles in all of Westeros, and is Master of Coin on the King’s Council. And all of that without having to fight…

In the end, Bran let Dany go on her rampage because he knew she would make his kingdom more ADA compliant.

Eagerly awaiting for the next Deadspin Video:

“The Time Dave McKenna Jumped Like a Horse”

Get well Drew.

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”