Everyone: Wow, only seven seconds!

So, do we get hit by the bus after this season ends?

DEEP tissue massage

New band name, Ninja Headbands, DIBS!

It’s an homage to the original Mecca floor from an old arena. If you look at that floor, they’ve essentially taken the corner of the free throw line area and put it on a jersey. It’s an odd/unique/obscure choice for inspiration, to be sure.

Sounds like you and Mayo Mike have a lot more in common than you think. 

Haven’t seen the actual terms of the deal with the Mavs, but if it is the same $$$ as what he’d get in LA, he’s going to take home more money with no state tax in TX.

“As someone who grew up between the two cities in Connecticut” 

Illinois Nazis, pfft.

Probably (definitely) couldn’t afford, but would buy.

Darvin Ham

I am convinced, and no one can tell me otherwise, that he has had his “hair” tattooed on his head.

Tell the truth: are the breaks so you and Marchman can take a leak because you have small bladders? Or are you just practicing for the day when you get Stamps.com or some other sponsor to step up?

Pretty ready to head home and chill with the pup. He’s a good pup, right?

Today I learned: Ted Leonsis writes on whiteboards with sharpies. If that ain’t an example of a man with fuck you money, I don’t know what is.

Sort of related, but I have a friend who lost his mother a couple of months ago. We’ve been trying to get him to hang out or do something with us, but he pretty much just goes to work, then goes home and doesn’t really respond in our group message threads. We want to do something for him for Mother’s Day, but we’re…

Lavar Ball is already looking into ways to get the balls renamed to Lonzo, LiAngelo, and LaMelo.

The founding fathers had major concerns about the passing of immense wealth from generation to generation, and that is part of what led to the estate tax. They did not want huge amounts of money passed down because it could/would lead to families that would then have an outsized amount of influence when they didn’t…

I assume Carlos Santana is on that DR roster solely to play Smooth from the on-deck circle for everyone’s walk-up music. And I am in favor of that decision.

Thought this was going to be a story about John Wall getting injured. Glad he’s ok.