Wow, this guy really does love sports babies.

To all those Spurs Babies, he is Uncle Heung-min.

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My father worked for Delta for 25 years after the (union) airline he worked for was acquired by them in the 80s. Every year his job got worse and his pay stagnated and his willingness to do a good job decreased. Hint to all service related employers: Treat your employees well so they treat your customers well. Why is…

Yet another reason to hate Illinois Nazis.

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

grifter people of color like Rock Salt and Burlap,

This is so much more wholesome than when Clark the Cub harasses opposing players for HJs.

Manny Machado: good-natured scamp.

First of all, this is not my client. This column is for readers to submit their situations to a WCSYB form and we pick topics (see link at the end of the article). There is a question on the form that says “Tell us about your situation” it is purely open-ended. We just copy paste that text into the quoted post. She…

what does that have to do with anything?  Applaud the fact that some people set and live within a budget.  You gave a silly take. 

Of course, she can afford more, she has an expensive Range Rover. The point is she wants to downgrade to something more reasonable and probably use the rest of that money for something else that brings happiness. 

Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of…

Matthew recommended she see Lions doctors

“People, some people, will say that I cheat at golf, but I own a lot of golf courses, beautiful golf courses, let me tell you, courses everywhere in this country, all around the world, golf courses with so much green grass, stretching as far as the eye can see, and golf is really a great game isn’t it folks? You…

Missing 2 periods? Maybe he’s pregnant?

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

I guess Faith isn’t that uncommon, but I’m struggling to figure out how this guy met a stripper named Family. 

Massachusetts Man attempts to purchase tape of his own handjob.