Well there goes my idea for a business that turns dead cat parts into bespoke sex toys. I had an Etsy store set up and everything.

We’re mostly just FB friends as of now but she’s moving here to do missionary work in the inner city of Atlanta so I’ll eventually end up hanging out with her again but not if she’s going to maintain this level of bigotry.

It's both funny and scary that when he has been asked about policy specifics on certain things that his answer often boils down to 'Eh, I'll wing it'.

“It’s NOT EVEN GONNA BE ON THE TEST, what’s the point???”

Since everyone loves to spin conspiracy theories about Trump's campaign and its true origins and motives, try this one on for size: Trump is a deliberate plant by the RNC to rewrite history by making George W. Bush look both smart and articulate in comparison to Trump.

Interviewer: *asks question that would demonstrate a base-level of knowledge about an issue, and would be fair to expect of someone who is trying to be President*

I’m gonna, I tell you I’m gonna be the spider, those kurds and wheys, they won’t know, won’t know what sat down beside ‘em, I’m gonna spider ISIS all over the middle east....

So the Kurds are not in the way?

“In my administration, we’ll take care of both the Kurds and the Wheys.”

Yes, but only if you could guarantee that I wouldn’t contract any STIs.

The gorilla has a sort of 40’s movie-star dreaminess going for him...

No. He’s a little baby man. I know he’s legal but I absolutely could not. I’d feel like a child molester.

Me, reading all these Yes comments:

That hair. She looks like she works at Hair Cuttery in the mall and has one of those novelty keychains from Spencer’s that say like “I’m Not Opinionated, I’m Just Always Right” or like “You Can Fool Some Of The People All The Time: They’re Called MEN” or some shit.

Vehement no. Beyond the ick factor, which is STRONG, he looks like a high school kid. And as an Old, that’s a huge damn turn-off. Especially when you look like a smug and dumb high school kid.

He could literally be my biological child. I am only a few years younger than his mom. Also he just seems like a smug little twit.

Not even with Bea Arthur’s dick.

Sure, if I was in a huge hurry, hated sex and only had two minutes, I’m sure he’d be perfect.