I read that, and was like, how do you even fall onto a grill there and then thought, Isn’t she broke all the time? Maybe it was a ‘slip and fall’ con...

I posted below, but it’s in the greys. I was at that Benihana in June, and our chef told us that Tori was walking between two grills, where the chefs usually stand and where all the employees specifically tell people NOT to walk.

Those are both EXCELLENT CHOICES! They’ll probably go with like Bono and Renee Zellweger

If you ever run into Bryan Cranston Bobby, I think you should just reach over and rub his belly and give him a smile and a wink.

How the fuck Tori spelling get close enough to the hibachi grill to fall on it and burn herself??

If you ever run into Bryan Cranston Bobby, I think you should just reach over and rub his belly and give him a smile and a wink.

bryan cranston is perfect.

#1: I love your username. #2: I teach elementary school, and one of the (very few) perks of the job (though I love it) is being able to fart all the time because there are many, many other little farting children around me. It’s great.

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

Exactly. My mom said that if she had it her way, I’d have lived with her forever, but she knew it was best for me to live my own life and flourish. You know, like a healthy parent should. She’ll probably eventually end up living with me again, when she’s elderly, but for now we’re content in our own spaces.

Wow, that was him? He is really good ant being creepy as fuck, apparently. I always remember him as the most frightening X-Files mutant ever.

*sold her off to.

My mother was abusive as hell, and I avoid interacting with her whenever possible. Not all mothers and daughters need to hang, Mama Stodden.

Right. Like, I’m still really close with my mom, but she’s not up on my jock like Stodden’s mom is suggesting. And considering she threw her to this creeper to begin with, the whole thing makes me want to take a shower.

I guess it is good that he played such a horrible villain. Otherwise it would be difficult to separate the character from the actor. As it stands it is okay to be creeped out by both.

Shyeah. Translated into Sane, this says “I have been a complete worthless twat to my daughter her whole life, but I want her to still want to hang out with her veritable abuser, so I’m going to fall back on this deliberately vague platitudinal ‘reason’ as though it’s a matter of concrete moral principle, which I obvs…

Aka she can no longer pimp her own daughter out and she wishes she'd been smarter about who she married her off to.

“I do not believe mothers and daughters should be separated.”