Wait, that what that C on hat stood for? Me have been rooting for team for wrong reason all this time!

That good enough for me.

“C” is for Cubbies!

Didn’t Andrew Dice Clay just get a bunch of goodwill from A Star is Born? Is this really how he wants to spend that? 

Dice should know better, he's doing schtick, she is not.

Dice be nimble. Roseanne be quick. The world doesn’t need your racist schtick.

Just watch, it will be the best-selling tour of 1990.

Where my stitches at!? I’ve been on Ravelry since 2007, and I’m not at all surprised. Jess and Casey are damn good site owners and good people, period, particularly for how they’ve kept it real — or, uh, kept it natural fiber? — and never sold out to Big Yarn.

“Mister President, we’ve lost the knitters!”

As a Christian myself, I can honestly say that if your faith is so fragile that a comic adventure wherein the main characters are focused on saving mankind from annihilation offends you on a spiritual level, then you need to seriously take a look at yourself.

I’m honestly surprised they didn’t put in only enough thought to realise it was a show you could watch online and petition “the Google” to cancel it.

Amen, brother.

Smart-ass quips aside, I got no problem with people believing in some kind of higher power, you do you. But when someone uses that belief to try and police something like a LIMITED RUN TELEVISION SHOW, and to do it so ineptly, yeah, I’m gonna laugh AT them.

Sometimes I think the reason these Jesus freak types seem so inherently lost and bewildered about everything all the time is because for thousands of years, Jesus has been trying to ditch them like Deacon did to Napoleon at the mall.

Nobody knows how to ruin a good time like god-botherers.  

That’s why it’s Gay Hell instead of Gay Heaven.

I dated a girl in college with Hell living in her skirts, if ya know what I mean.

Trader Joe’s isn’t gay. I go all the time.

Waiiiiiiittttt.....

If you plot your sight-seeing tour of Michigan just right, you can take a round-trip from Hell, Michigan to Paradise, Michigan and then back to Hell, in just 666 miles.

Look,  I live in West Hollywood and have for 20 years. That town just doesn’t look very gay to me.  For fuck’s sake,  where is the Trader Joe’s?

Think of the rubella! Won’t someone think of the rubella?