Was it just me or was the “I’ve had 300 conversations with hi” thing one of the weirdest moments of the testimony? Presumably Trump wasn’t having any conversations with doofus-ass congressmen from NC before at least mid 2016, which means for this to be true Meadows would have to have talked to Trump almost every other…

Fuck yeah he was.

The best part is that he shortened the quote for brevity but made SURE to keep in the handsome bit.

This Jim Jordan is a real heavyweight. Seeing big things in his political future.

Eric WISHES he could cop that haircut. Daddy might give him a firm handshake on his birthday if he could.

Dude’s Twitter bio has a quote from Trump calling him handsome. I swear these shitheels are the most pathetic creatures on the planet.

“85-years-old and holding”

Nailed it?

Counterpoint: Meghan McCain is a dumb fucking cunt.

Is it wrong to have trouble feeling sorry for anyone who signed up to work for his campaign knowing full well his history of sexual assault accusations? Because, well, I feel absolutely no sympathy for this woman.

How do individual Senate offices have different labor practices? These are government jobs - shouldn’t they be uniformly regulated like every other government job?

Oh hey look, GMG figured out how to bypass ad blockers so now the page is covered in animated ads that make it impossible to read the damn blogs. Cool.

Having reservations about any candidate this early in the process is perfectly valid, and these questions should be brought to her and her campaign early and often. But it is important to note the vast difference between the job of a state prosecutor in the early aughts and that of a Democratic presidential candidate…

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

And here I thought that whole “jettisoning their entire racist ass Southern caucus” thing was at least a small effort to come to terms on the part of Democrats.

It’s adorable that this dude with cream of wheat for brains still clings to the idea that NDA’s are some kind of iron-clad protection against people talking mad shit about him. As far as I can tell he never successfully sued anyone of breaching an NDA when he was a private citizen and there sure as shit is no way for…

I’m not even sure if Bernie is the most left candidate in the field this time around. His 2016 campaign dragged the party to the left, thankfully, but if you take that qualification away from him he pretty quickly starts to look like the 80 year old curmudgeonly white dude that he is. Like it or not, time moves a lot…

Debate technique:

There’s no contractual obligation to tip your waiter but if you don’t you’re a giant butthole and everyone should call you out for it, you giant butthole. There’s a name for people who hide behind lawyers and contracts to avoid being decent human beings: Trumps.