Just going to write a quick script to refresh this blog every 10 seconds in perpetuity so that the C suite can see it’s the most viewed content on the site.

Man I am nervously counting down the hours before all of you guys get canned by the Business Brain Genius Patrol. Seriously, how much would it cost to get a new site up and running? I’m sure we can crowdfund this shit.

Is there a whiter sentence in the English language than “I’m sorry if anyone was offended by my actions”? People were demonstrably offended by your actions. Your actions were objectively offensive. How hard is it to just say “I apologize for my actions”?

Can’t believe I hadn’t discovered this until right now but in Chrome you can set a site’s permissions to mute all sound by default. Just click on the lock icon next to the URL up top and scroll down to Sound. Sucks if you ever want to actually listen to anything on the site because you have to go unmute it in settings…

Seriously Deadspin, autoplay videos on every page now? Is this more of the Big Money Brain Genius media expertise at work?

Is this how we’re going to sneak in the political content now that Splinter got nuked? Works for me. Just attach a “sports” angle and bring me the Trump jokes.

I mean you charge what you think you can charge that will maximize your profit. At a certain price point you chase off enough customers that the profit margin inverts. And people DO increase their prices from time to time, but for something like food you don’t want the prices on the menu to reflect every tiny increase…

You’d be surprised the difference in sales that $1 on the menu leads to. It’s hard to quantify it, but a $13 burger seems much more appealing than a $14 burger when stretched across thousands of potential customers. It’s really hard to say if you end up making MORE money on the $13 burger or the $14 one, but it is a…

As a restaurant owner, it’s not this simple. If I employ a new health insurance plan (whether by choice or by force of law) that in effect raises my costs 2%, it’s not so simple to just “integrate it into the food prices.” The $8 piece of sushi isn’t now going to be listed at $8.16 on the menu. And before you say I…

4th DOWN!

Mike Mayock fining a guy $200,000 for calling him a cracker is the most red pill MAGA shit I have ever heard.

The NFL one should be “survive the actual snap of the football.”

Even then I don’t think you can run 10 yards in pads fast enough for an NFL safety to not recover from a bad read and torpedo your ass short of the line.

The playing time argument is bunk. Assumed with the question is that, for whatever reason, you have been granted the opportunity in a professional game to make one of these things happen. If any of them are contingent on you, like, actually MAKING the team and then EARNING PLAYING TIME then the odds are mathematically…

Puig was fun but outside a late run before the deadline he was basically a replacement level hitter on the year. Yeah, I’ll take the guy with 50+ HR potential and years of club control on the cheap.

Business Guy #1: Uh oh. We can’t do business with China anymore. The president ordered it.

I know plenty of people who keep a Netflix or similar streaming service going while working instead of listening to music. It also wouldn’t shock me at all for someone working in NYC to rack up $1000/month on Ubers running around on errands for work, like, say, picking up office breakfast and lunch orders from D&D and…

I knew it was one of the A ones...

But it’s still not that unlike motorsports. Most of the “customization” we’re talking about is choosing one of a handful of shell sizes and shapes and then adjusting the liner and comfort padding. Those aren’t REALLY the safety features the league and union are mandating. They could test all of the various shell…