I forget where I read the story but it seemed to have been verified by a few witnesses. Jr was in boarding school and Trump was coming to take him to a Yankees game. Apparently he was really excited about this and told everyone about his dad coming and the box seats they had. So the day rolls around, Trump shows up at…

It’s hilarious to me that everyone jumped on Pelosi’s clap as some kind of great side-eyed sarcastic bit of shade just because Patton Oswalt wrote one tweet. It was so obviously her being her “civil” old school politician self, Clapping for The President Because of The Norms. She even said as much yesterday. This…

I’m quietly holding out hope this is just a publicity stunt to sell books. But even if not, I’m increasingly landing on the side that this would hurt Trump more than the Democratic nominee. This dude is straight up running on a Republican platform minus the racist dog whistling and I would assume pro-life bend. His…

I for one am totally here to watch some pasty 20 year NYC councilman come out claiming his birthright of a seat just to get absolutely steamrolled by the most popular Democratic politician since JFK. Please please please make this shit happen.

Am I totally off base to sense a hint of misogyny in there?

Because of the Laws of the Internet I have changed my handle accordingly.

No choice but to be what I am. I mean we can’t all be BIG STRONG men stronger than all the other BIG STRONG men. Just have to accept our fate and submit to the will of all the far superior nameless internet trolls. Such is our lot.

First one to use that line. Congrats! Just a big ol’ cuck cucking it up over here with all the cucks.

I mean I guess all of this seems reasonable enough except that haven’t they been playing golf for, like, 5000 years? And this just became a problem in January of 2019?

If there’s one group of people Trump genuinely cares less about than Christians it’s public school students.

I do not particularly understand the intricacies of The Golf, but can someone explain to me why this rule would be necessary in the first place? What exactly is the advantage a golfer could get form having his caddie stand behind him?

Yes and yes. And I can already tell you are going to be a DELIGHT in this thread. Clearly just an every day GMG reader here to have a good faith conversation with his fellow Youths.

I won’t say most gun owners but I will say the vast majority of hardcore NRA types most definitely harbor the fantasy of killing a human being. Sure, they hope it’s in some heroic act of stopping a “bad” guy but that’s just incidental. If you put literally any human in front of them and told them there would be…

Is there an optional silencer available for purchase as well?

What kind of man in the midsts of a moral crisis and in need of sage guidance turns to...Stephen Miller?

OOOOOOOH “inchoate.” How long you been waiting to bust that one out?

Because it rhymes with his name. I get jokes.

90% seems like an awfully generous estimate. I’d be surprised if 2% of them have passports.

The average American flies between 0 and 1 times per year. Trump’s base is likely on the lower end of that spectrum. The people this hurts the most are exactly the type of people Trump and his base actively enjoy hurting. This isn’t going to end until the business community and the donor class that represents it…