I grew up just on the other side of the river and had many many friends in NKY. Spent a good amount of my teenage years in those neighborhoods. You MIGHT see an occasional confederate flag bumper sticker but the Deep South it ain’t.

The fact that this is the family actually offering Philly an olive branch as to not insult their chowderhead fan base and the chowderhead local columnist STILL insists they’re wrong...Jesus fucking Christ...

Wow this is some weapons grade garbage. 

Don’t even let them pull that crap. Covington is across the river from Cincinnati. Northern Kentucky is a suburb of Cincinnati and is indistinguishable from the suburbs that spread across southern Ohio. There is no confederate culture in those suburbs.

I saw this video somewhere else and thought “Man those assholes sure look like a lot of guys I went to high school with” and sure enough I went to a Catholic high school just outside of Cincinnati...

The fact that it took this long to come up with that nickname must just eat him up inside.

The New York Times is valued at over $4 billion. What bullshit did he hear at some Eyes Wide Shut cocktail party in 2002 that has so thoroughly convinced him that he can bring down the most successful newspaper in the world by telling everyone it’s “failing” all the time?

That escalated quickly.

And how many Vin Scully’s are there? 99% of regional sportscasters are completely anonymous outside of their markets. This guy has some good takes but he ain’t Vin Scully. I get that you like that he makes Texas look better than it is but that’s not really a reason for the rest of us to have to vaunt him to Vin Scully…

I mean...I can probably name a handful of people that I personally like that I wish were household names but that doesn’t mean Deadspin should start treating them that way? I get the Texas fanboys have a big ol crush on him but that doesn’t mean the rest of us really care that much.

I promise you Dale Hansen is not a national household name. I vaguely recognize him every time Deadspin posts something about him but I will not remember his name 5 minutes from now.

I only read the headline, but I heard that she just went there so obviously she knows a whole LOT about Australia. I’m assuming that’s what the rest of the blog says.

I’m actually hoping AOC spends a while in the House and then the Senate before a presidential run. A lot of her platform can be much better served legislatively for now. And if you make it to the White House your political career is essentially over as soon as you’re done. She’s 29 years old. I want DECADES of AOC…

Well part of it is that a lot of these people actually side with the grown ups in Footloose like for real.

How have I never heard of Elvis Grbac before? I blame Deadspin. Fuck you, Deadspin.

He’s an absolute hack comedian. The lowest form of stand up. I would seriously rather watch Dane Cook.

I mean, besides the gay people who were rightly offended by the “jokes” I don’t know who else needs to be satisfied? Like, do we need to come up with a solution to this situation in which gay people, Kevin Hart, and shitty homophobic Kevin Hart fans are all equally satisfied? Dude did something wrong, dude skipped…

“I needed to LEARN that people don’t like it when I say homophobic shit to be a GREAT Oscars host” is a pretty hilarious defense.

Look, he’s a motherfucker and we should impeach the motherfucker. This is fact and no one disputes it. BUT... *dodges thrown shoes*

Yeah if the LAME stream media had just accurately described how he hated the organization that the fans love to the point that he would never deign to wear their uniform again I’m sure they would all be super cool about it.