The New York Times is valued at over $4 billion. What bullshit did he hear at some Eyes Wide Shut cocktail party in 2002 that has so thoroughly convinced him that he can bring down the most successful newspaper in the world by telling everyone it’s “failing” all the time?

That escalated quickly.

And how many Vin Scully’s are there? 99% of regional sportscasters are completely anonymous outside of their markets. This guy has some good takes but he ain’t Vin Scully. I get that you like that he makes Texas look better than it is but that’s not really a reason for the rest of us to have to vaunt him to Vin Scully…

I mean...I can probably name a handful of people that I personally like that I wish were household names but that doesn’t mean Deadspin should start treating them that way? I get the Texas fanboys have a big ol crush on him but that doesn’t mean the rest of us really care that much.

I promise you Dale Hansen is not a national household name. I vaguely recognize him every time Deadspin posts something about him but I will not remember his name 5 minutes from now.

I only read the headline, but I heard that she just went there so obviously she knows a whole LOT about Australia. I’m assuming that’s what the rest of the blog says.

I’m actually hoping AOC spends a while in the House and then the Senate before a presidential run. A lot of her platform can be much better served legislatively for now. And if you make it to the White House your political career is essentially over as soon as you’re done. She’s 29 years old. I want DECADES of AOC…

Well part of it is that a lot of these people actually side with the grown ups in Footloose like for real.

How have I never heard of Elvis Grbac before? I blame Deadspin. Fuck you, Deadspin.

He’s an absolute hack comedian. The lowest form of stand up. I would seriously rather watch Dane Cook.

I mean, besides the gay people who were rightly offended by the “jokes” I don’t know who else needs to be satisfied? Like, do we need to come up with a solution to this situation in which gay people, Kevin Hart, and shitty homophobic Kevin Hart fans are all equally satisfied? Dude did something wrong, dude skipped…

“I needed to LEARN that people don’t like it when I say homophobic shit to be a GREAT Oscars host” is a pretty hilarious defense.

Look, he’s a motherfucker and we should impeach the motherfucker. This is fact and no one disputes it. BUT... *dodges thrown shoes*

Yeah if the LAME stream media had just accurately described how he hated the organization that the fans love to the point that he would never deign to wear their uniform again I’m sure they would all be super cool about it.

Show me a single basketball roster, at ANY level of the sport, that doesn’t contain at LEAST one set of triplets.

The reason I was thinking luge over skeleton is skeleton you actually have to do the running launch bit and that could use some Olympic-level athleticism baked in while luge you just have to have a good row with your upper body. You can do enough free-weight training to get a solid pull. But the argument about the…

It was 60 degrees in NYC yesterday. If you’re already feeling this then God have mercy on your soul.

According to Schefter if Foles had played 4 more snaps he would have hit an incentive in his contract worth $1 million. If I were him I’d have private investigators look into that shit. There has to be an email somewhere telling Pederson to sit him for a bit.

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Judging by the handle I would say he/she is a contractor providing portable toilets and sewage services in hurricane relief zones. Why would you immediately assume they were talking about child separation? Calm down.