Team sport’s the wrong way to go. You can’t control who else is on the team. Sure, coxswain seems easy, but you have no way to guarantee you have a gold medal caliber crew. No gold medal, ya dead. I would think the answer would be something not particularly athletic like shooting or archery. But, then again, those…

I understand the problem. I still do not believe Donald Trump does.

Every time I hear anyone complain about political correctness I just want to ask “Which words exactly do you want to be able to say?” Because it is not some apparition looming over them making them feel vaguely intimidated. There is some horrible shit in their horrible brains that they used to be able to say out loud…

The saddest part is that in his mind this was 100% legit.

On a completely unrelated note, there’s an Army recruitment ad on this blog in Spanish. WTF? How is the US Army actually asking latinos, likely immigrants if Spanish is their preferred language, to serve THIS president and face the possibility of actually being sent to the border on some bullshit PR mission to vilify…

I love that these people see making millions of dollars spouting whatever bigoted bullshit they want is their God-given first amendment right but people using Twitter to encourage sponsors to stop paying them is “weaponizing social media.”

Is anyone actually upset about this? Would we rather they were frantically trying to push through legislation they know couldn’t pass next year? And as for Trump, is there anywhere you would RATHER he be than on a golf course? Let him make that vacation 2 years long with a possible interruption for a prison term.

I love that in this, the most idealized caricature of Trump imaginable, that’s still the best you can make his hair look.

69.

Hold the fucking phone, are you trying to tell me that a GRUDEN is stubbornly insisting on his football genius en route to dismantling a perfectly competent team solely to fuel his own ego? GTFO.

Corpse Train is my favorite Rob Zombie movie.

*smh*

“Trump will not hesitate to pardon everybody.”

Also, who said any of this is about my or anyone’s personal satisfaction? It’s about enforcing the law that is in place to keep us all safe from foreign aggression. If even this dog and pony show stops the next asshole from trying this then it’s more than worth it.

I will never understand this urge on the left to race to be the MOST cynical. Um, some of them already ARE in jail. Every one of them who has been publicly in the crosshairs of Mueller is either in jail, awaiting trial, or pretty clearly has indictments coming. And we don’t know 1% of what Flynn told him. If you…

Criminals need to be held accountable for their crimes or it’s a giant sign that says “Hey maybe next time even MORE crimes?” If the NYSD indicts some of these assholes for money laundering or whatever else is at the root of all this there is precisely nothing anyone in DC can do about it.

This is the first time in his life Trump has seen people very close to him and his business start going to jail, and that’s probably going to ramp up soon. He is completely out of whatever element he has at this point and he’s clearly not above making some seriously jaw droppingly self-incriminating mistakes. There…

If Trump and Pence were SO culpable and Mueller could prove it to the point that McConnell would actually support convicting him then Pence would resign, Trump would pardon him, appoint some stooge hand-picked by McConnell who was never 10000 miles from the campaign or Trump’s business, the Senate would immediately…

Because it’s not just Trump. It’s clearly a wide circle of criminals who actively broke our laws to undermine our democracy and even if ALL of them don’t go to jail a bunch more of them should and most likely will. There is nothing Mitch McConnell or Brett Kavanaugh can do to save the Don Jrs and Roger Stones if…

Also his chin. Don’t forget his chin.