I don't want to have to play mind games or take vision tests in order to tell what time it is. I want my watch to be a watch. I want to look at it and have it say "Hello, Missy it is 5:36. You can move one with your day now. "

@sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: The same kind as George Carlin?

Uhm.....hi. Figures skaters and ballerinas wear waaaaaay less. Yet its totally fine and even CUTE when you take them to skating classes and dance classes. Fucking hypocrites.

@chefgon: Twitter is a different type of social media site. You search for topics that interest you, follow the people posting on those topics and repeat. Then you get updates on those topics all in one "convenient" page. You can then post about things that interest you and then eventually you get followers. You get…

@RenoDakota: I too have had my teeth shaved and "sculpted". Now they are sensitive and prone to chipping. Super awesome I tell you. It was a nice relief to have a thin coat of bonding put over them to help with all of that though. Granted I have to get it replaced every 5 years.... asshole orthodontists.

Every time I see the name "Glen Beck" I get more stupider.

@maggiethecat: If she is living with a man outside marriage she would expect you to know that they are still abstinent. Right.

Ok. Seriously. Aside from prom and your wedding day... WHO THE F WEARS GOWNS ANYMORE!?

@Wayne Ripley: No I give Clear credit for that. We got a 2 week free trial and when we canceled we didn't even have to pay return shipping on the equipment. So that was very pleasant- having such a hassle free trial.

Super! Because in Chicago Clear 4G totally sucks! Really, we live right next to one of the Clear towers and they said we would have the best speeds. We got .84 down and .4 up. Not what I was looking for in terms of "fast".

I think she looks glowing, radiant and gorgeous, but her hair looks...well...dead. At least in the second shot it looks like it's moving and has some life. But you can't use a photo with the person's eyes closed for the cover- which in this case is unfortunate. She's still beautiful and I'm still happy they put her on…

Shall we forget that an even larger population believe that is it possible to get pregnant without having sex?

@serenity_now: Ok. First I apologize for the sticks comment. I am really pissed at women like this however. People like her aren't happy with anything. Had he "liked" a group called "I like curvy women" as opposed to the one he did she would still find something to be pissed about. "Oh, so you like all curvy women…

My whole problem with this entire letter is that this Ally person completely overlooks the fact that people have sexual preferences! I'm not talking about straight or gay. I'm talking about whether or not you like it over or under the sheets, if you like to be held tightly when you orgasm or if you like to be touched…

Because that's exactly what I want around my fun V- cobwebs and spiders.

This is why I hate living in Chicago.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Agreed.

Whether the bombing of Hiroshima was a terrorist act or a simple act of war it was pretty obvious at that point that neither side was going to stop until someone did something so incredibly devastating to the other that the war would end. Could the US have dropped the bomb on a less populated area or island to…

@sybann: lol. Yes, that works too, though I didn't think of it like that.