...was long on criticism, firm in his belief 

“Get us the Next Sean Mcvay!!!!”

Then it’s a good thing that the Vikings’ season ends at the exact same time every year as well.

What the fuck is a wheat round? The Christian version of a bagel?

Trash adorned every trail: Starbucks cups, energy bar wrappers, a confusing amount of discarded cold-weather gear.

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Lasko 755320 Ceramic Space Heater

Lasko 755320 Ceramic Space Heater

There are more newer heaters. More tech’d out ones. Ones probably with bluetooth or sensors or 25 separate settings. The Lasko 5812? It’s metal. It’s brown. It’s got ONE dial on it. But you know what it does do? IT. THROWS. HEAT. It throws enough heat to fill a bedroom from the other side of the room and make you get…

There are more newer heaters. More tech’d out ones. Ones probably with bluetooth or sensors or 25 separate settings.…

Literally: We make beer for the unwashed masses! You don’t wanna look like a book reader, do you?!

Now the clock is right none times a day. 

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

Follow up question. Can you bring the toilet with you to cover practices?

You’ve heard of Twitter.

What are the fans going to do with all of the bags of urine they’ve been stockpiling?

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

“if not also as a not especially well-liked teammate.”

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

“Coach, if Carson Wentz were a tree, when would that tree be ready to play football?”

Gruden would make the Raiders play a full 16 game pre-season

A good lesson to take from this is that it’s never a good idea to use racial slurs at work.