I’ve seen bigger

Your Mom’s House since all the players will be there anyway to have sex with her

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.

sir this a wendys....

Screen name doesn’t check out.

enough hashtags, let’s see some rad tags

Staples Medium Binder Clip. Best because they just simply work. https://www.staples.com/Staples-Binder-Clip-Med-15-PK-Assorted-Core/product_327003

Staples Medium Binder Clip. Best because they just simply work. https://www.staples.com/Staples-Binder-Clip-Med-15-P…

Everyone’s an armchair assassin.

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

The ocean called, it’s filling up on your fastballs.

I’ve always wondered what would possess a person to sit stationary in a kayak for three hours in the off chance of being the one of fifteen fools to have the honor of fish netting a random home run ball. I’d have to be at the very least drunk to even think about doing that. Once you get out there I guess it might be…

Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.

Jack Nicholson must be rolling over in his grave.

Nothing humerus about that!!

Is there a link here to a video of the Quad in action that I am somehow missing? I cannot find it in the article or elsewhere online.

GOOD.

*Norm MacDonald voice*

Regarding checking out at the grocery store:

Totally missed the opportunity to rearrange the letters into ANAL TIN POT.

I’m assuming you haven’t seen this gem. Not only is it a great commercial it’s just the message we need in these trying times.