Don’t you need nose hair to act as a filter?

Per my understanding of most professional sports but specificallly MLB, each team has a pretty extensive media staff, much of whom are dedicated to social media. How hard is it for one of these staffers, or even an intern to look at the roster, go through each player’s social media accounts and comb for nonsense like…

The nation has to deal with cocky Philadelphia fans because of this bullshit.  He committed treason. 

spending $1,900.00 on a both!  a both!  gotta be out of his a mund.

He also glossed over that beer issue very nonchalantly.

I hadn’t even heard of the Red Sox until just now, so you’re probably right.

Climate change is real, everyone. Stay hydrated out there.

Ahh, now that makes sense. The article was poorly worded.

I believe the bridge lost this ability due to heat:

I believe the real issues is that it got so hot and expanded to the point where it could no longer do this:

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

Hopefully Richie racked that dumbbell afterwards, I don’t want to think he’s an asshole or anything.

What if the penalty is declined?

Agreed, we can all stand for the McDonalds flag

Anyone who’d turn down a starting job to remain a backup clearly doesn’t have what it takes to win a championship.

It must be such a relief for all those lifelong Las Vegas Knights fans to dunk on all the haters and doubters. God knows they’ve had to endure so much!

This looks like a basic-ass frank.

“More like Trystin’ Thompson right guys?”

You mean Super Bowl LII Champions Eagles fans suck.