Typically, he plays at 265 pounds.

You’ll get nothing and like it.

Wrong. A Canadian Standoff is when two people can’t decide who’s holding the door open for whom.

Two counts of DUI in one encounter? My man is still putting up suspicious stats.

Your dry t-shirt contest promotion sounds awesome.

Should be worth, like, at least a thousand points.

a gentleman stops at second when asked

So wait, this woman did a bunch of research and learned a lot about Mike Lupica and was somehow unaware that he is a smug, humorless prick?

If somebody says they are telling you “what nobody else is telling you,” you should probably stop listening.

There are few universal truths. Fire is hot. Water is wet. Will Cain is an idiot.

Did Otani ask Kershaw and Turner to interrupt their wedding and anniversary planning meetings? Or did the Dodgers ask them to do that?

Be honest, you wasted Ohtani time crafting that one.

My solution would be to have the first baseman wear a catcher’s uniform.

I watched it on my Windows 7 PC in my windowless cubicle.

Can’t wait to hear Dallas Braden’s radio show’s take on this. Is Shaun White a hot piece of ass? Listeners eagerly await the answer.

How far from a school are you legally required to live?

AND THEY SAID MARKELLE FULTZ CAN’T SHOOT A JUMPER!!!

That guy will be able to do what ever he wants in Philadelphia, forever. It’s a try-hard town.

Is anyone else amused by the fact he held out his hand to signify the number two, with mittens on???

I don't think you know how a $800 tax deduction works. It's not $800 back in your pocket. It's that you are taxed on $800 less of your earnings.