NO ONE CARES!

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

Eagles 63- Vikings 8

Both shirt cuffs are supposed to be pinched out, and the the cuff links go on. The guys a moron.

HMMMMMM

In a weak moment, I can picture the Steelers being a palatable alternative to the Patriots

There are several hotels within walking distance of the stadium. The Reinaissance Boston at Patriot Place (so, it literally shares a parking lot with the stadium) has rooms available for $144 tonight.

Replace all “S” on jerseys with “2.” Now you only pay for 25 letters.

You could have avoided the time pressure by packing a lunch in advance...

You could have avoided the time pressure by packing a lunch in advance...

Here’s a thought: don’t eat in your car you monsters.

Here’s a thought: don’t eat in your car you monsters.

There.

He doesn’t just practice the 40 to be a funny guy at the combine, that’s prepping to get out of Dodge as well.

the real Browns move here would be to claim that they interviewed Sashi Brown about this position.

I don’t understand the fuss. Everyone they hire is a Brown.

Giri is absolutely correct; choosing to get a personal pizza was a horrible mistake. Personal pizzas are always garbage. You don’t get sit down Pizza Hut, fine, but then to compound that by ordering a personal? Pizza IDIOTS indeed.

I didn’t think I’d ever see a room where I thought to myself “If only Joe Flacco were here to lighten the mood.”

My favorite part of this is Nick McQuade repping “Book It!”. Total callback to my childhood, and I love it.

A) You couldn’t have all the scores together at the end?

Why wouldn’t Eli play? Geno Smith is terrible. Let Eli have another start or two in front of the home crowd - effectively an apology from the brass for how this was all handled - and then give Webb a game or two at the very end to get a look at him in game action. Am I so blinded by my affection for Eli that I am…

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.