And to make matters worse was Eli Manning screwing up Eli Manning’s exit by once again crashing into the door that says “PULL”.

That 3x3 grid of Francesa doubletake gifs in the thumbnails of related articles is fucking hypnotic.

None of you fuckers have posted this gif yet? That’s what I get for sleeping in.

this pilot is talented! drawing a penis at what!? 7 or 800 mph? Im glad hes on our side!

Wow. Both people in omak saw it!

Those poor people look so sad, like a couple of cagED raCCooNs.

The people who I know that use Keurigs and claim to like the taste of the coffee always load up flavored creamers and sugars. Essentially, these people like hot milkshakes in the morning. If your preferred way to intake coffee is to add 3,000 grams of sugar to it, and you don’t give a shit about the quality of the…

That WAS the NFL concussion watcher.

Denver Bonko.

Is it a video of his honeymoon with Ciara?

tagging him with the “failure to disclose a medical condition” designation.

And the always come right back to you.

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

Can we talk about the fact that Ben McAdoo looks like someone whose hard drive is going to be walked out of his home by the FBI at some point in his life?

Eh. I’ll read this later.

Women. Am I right?

A woman that puts her hands in other people’s mouths all day apparently thinks nothing of not only fishing a turd out of the toilet, but also doesn’t seem to have bothered washing up afterwards.

- The National Anthem before NFL games