It’s all a little too little, a little too late. (sigh)

I feel like this is beneath Chelsea Peretti

Is it okay that I want to punch my face in repeatedly over shows about millenials in Brooklyn (Girls, Search Party, High Maintenance) even though I was born there?

“Alex Alvarez is a writer based in Los Angeles, unfortunately.”

On Univision and in Spanish, nobody spells it this way.

I am ALL for individual ethnic/nationality groups. I think that’s how most of us identify anyway. It’s the gringos that slapped a monolithic label on us 40-50+ years ago.

Ugh, I hate the term “Latinx”. It makes me think of a Roman soldier in Spanx. Can’t we go for “Hispanic?” Or better yet, individual ethnic groups. Because as a Puerto Rican, tacos aren’t part of my culture. Oh, they are still delicious. But me ordering them is no different from any other person out there ordering…

Who started this ridiculous trend of spelling Latino with an X? Please stop doing this guys.

They do not and will not get that distinction.

How they are not calling this a hate crime I have no idea... imagine the roles being reversed and it was a black man having this done to him by a bunch of white shit heads... it would immediately be called a hate crime. Replace “fuck trump” with “fuck obama” and “fuck white people” with “fuck black people”. This is…

Here is an honest question. Can someone explain to me why Chicago, you know, the home of our President, is such a shit hole?

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

He deals with the goddamn press so the owners don’t have to!

What do we want?!

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

It absolutely astounds me that after the worst Browns season ever, that they are still not the worst run franchise in the league. Close. But good lord.

Usually unwise to pick up so many discarded Trojans.

Does Alabama get some kind of recycling credit from the government for refurbishing former USC coaches?

As a parting gift Alabama sent Kiffin a bus to his home but it kept pulling away a little bit as he approached the door.

And yet somehow, in terms of career humiliations, this barely ranks in Kiffin’s top five.