me too but also fuck you

God I hate that they ever let you out of the greys.

JOKER MEME WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS/SOME PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH IT ALL BURN///GAME OF THRONES RED WEDDING LEBRON PHOTOSHOP FACE///OVERRIDE OVERRIDE///ISAIAH THOMAS IS SHORT FOR AN NBA PLAYER///MEMORY CRITICAL CRITICAL ERROR MEME EXPORT FILE TOO LARGE///SHUT DOWN IMMINENT///SPIDER MAN POINTING AT SPIDER MAN///NO HELP ME…

counterpoint: Give him some more Mountain Dew Code Red.

will someone please take the controller out of dan gilbert’s hands?

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

BECAUSE IT’S NOT A MALL, IT’S A DESTINATION.

I said the same thing! If you catch the Patriots off guard and throw for a 1st down (or TD) the game is over. If you throw incomplete there is no harm as the clock was gonna stop anyway for the 2:00 warning. I was surprised Doug didn’t call a play action pass there. But otherwise he was damn near perfect.

This is fair.

IMO he also played it safe by running on 2nd down of their final possession. With the clock stopping for the two minute warning no matter what I feel like he should have call his safest pass play to try and get a first down.

Vince Young belongs in the HOF after winning like 60% of his career starts with this shithead as head coach.

Jeff Fisher is not fucking going 7-9. He said so himself.

The really striking and saddening revelation from last night is the fact Steve McNair may have been the greatest quarterback of all time, but he went to his grave thinking he was a failure thanks to Jeff Fisher

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

As someone whose dad died when I was pretty young, let me be first to say that the incessant, non-stop, overwhelming This is Us ads with the dad dying are bananas. I was watching The Good Place on Hulu and every commercial break was like “THE DAD DIES SO HARD Y’ALL, FIND OUT HOW HARD AFTER THE SUPER BOWL.”

Donkey Kong kill screen coming up. Hey everyone, Donkey Kong kill screen. 

Here Are All The Deadspin Commenters Arriving To And Leaving This Earthly Realm Next Month

Feb. 5, 2016, when I asked Barry if this concept was too stupid and he said “nah, blog it.”

I don’t know. I don’t think it’s that weird. I do it all the time. Sure, some people think it’s weird but not everyone is a dog person.

I started using Drew’s chili recipe the first year he posted it. I have made it so many times that my friends and family now regard it as my chili recipe. It is good, and I stole it all from Drew.