About two years ago

I am pretty sure the concern isn’t that an 8 year old will wander into a dispensary and buy candy, as illustrated in the story above.

Written at a time when there was pretty much no scientific knowledge to explain the world. So people could say “hey, God told me to write this down” and everyone would pretty much go along with it. So I get why people embraced it 2,000 years ago. But NOW? I was raised Catholic, I’d say I’m agnostic/atheist now. I’m…

Easier to get a cop fired for accepting pizza as a bribe than for murdering an unarmed person. Jesus.

“Victim 125.”

Coldstone.

A good thing to see after reading/hearing all of these brave, gruesome statements:

Whatever, Albert. Let’s see you look cool while trying to shoot a 55 lb. basketball.

Yeah, but she just melted it down to make a bullet to kill a werewolf.

For years Johan has waited for his extensive knowledge of the history and culture of Moravia to be of some practical use. Today was that day.

The cuff links are correct. The sleeve position and configuration aren’t.

I’m just here to comment on this guy wearing cuff links the wrong way.

Counterpoint- the refs, they’re bad.

I want to star this to see if I age 10 years because of it.

To be honest, I have tons of work to do, with school starting back up next week I am WAY behind. Deadspin is an excellent way to avoid doing it.

I have it on good authority that the bartender at PF Changs is black, and that Mark Davis, after his fourth appletini did in fact offer him the job. Negotiations broke down only after Davis couldn’t get the bartender to be his best friend in the entire world as well.

Major League Penis

“Hey, glad you made it! Good to see you. I have those new contracts here for you to review — but first, you’ll probably want to shower. Bathroom’s right down the hall.”

Money Balls

This probably won’t really hurt CSE in any way, seeing that all of Wood’s clients were all washed up.