Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

Poe: What are you doing, Maz?

“I don’t know, a lot of ghosts around here. Ghost put it in. You know the ghost of Christmas past.”

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

For all I knew Dilbert was done in 1997.

I’m going to be sworn in on a worn laserdisc of The Empire Strikes Back.

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

Working on it

Now all we need is the article on all the things people shoved up their asses this year and 2017 will be complete!

We also have an asshole-friendly Twitter. It’s called Twitter.

Jeremy Giambi was safe.

The day I realized Top Men Guy is also Porkins in Star Wars and Lt. Eckhardt in Batman was...well...more exciting than it should have been.

Satisfying

Go fuck yourself

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

It’s one of my favorite movies, but there’s no way Miller’s Crossing is more famous than The Usual Suspects.

I have no doubt that he will put a lot of points on the scoreboard of life for everyone in this community.

Um, that was the Chicago Tribune sports section headline this morning. But thanks!

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

The slowest fucking shoe drop in history.