Yeah, I’m good with this. Time to set everything on fire.

Pack it in. We’re done, it was an acceptable run.

I believe this is the culmination of the entirety of human civilization.

I meant to say Western Virginia and I have ZERO idea why I said Michigan and had to reread my own post.

I’ve reread this three times trying to figure out if you think Geno Smith went to Western Michigan. You don’t say it, but then what is the relevance of Western Michigan to your buddy’s opinion otherwise? Why not say “My good friend has great dental hygiene and has been saying FOR YEARS...”? Baffling.

Nah, there’s no pattern.

lol what are you going on about

well he sure as hell cant go on the defensive amirite

Bryan Cranston had brush with 12-year-old?? When is this nightmare going to end??!!

HANDS•E

“My hope is that a six-month sabbatical will give me the opportunity to avoid this news cycle so I can return to work without Disney feeling like they need to fire me”

Our PTA had a “no fuss fundraiser,” and it was great. “Just write us a check. The goal is $10K, which we could hit if every family gave $25. If we make that, no other fundraisers all year.” And it worked. HELL YES.

We pulled an intentional strikeout to get around the darkness rules in little league. The rule was, if the game got called on account of darkness, then you reverted to the last complete inning to determine the winner. So, in the bottom of the 5th, we had taken a five run lead, coming back from 1 run down. If the game…

this is a very good take [no, seriously, great point]

Intentional strikeout question. What about this scenario? Your team is comfortably ahead, it starts to rain hard and it’s only going to get worse. You want to get to an official complete game before the game is cancelled for weather.

He Don’t Got Game.

Just Doo-Doo It.

“Does he still write?”

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

I wouldn’t be surprised if he passes on turkey pardoning. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he signed death warrants for any still-living turkeys pardoned by Obama. My capability for surprise has waned almost completely.