Hey, I look like Christian Bale now!

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

Blake Shelton is the SEXIEST MAN OF 2017

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I just wanted to say, fuck you, for calling pizza, za.

As long as Bill Walton gets to be Secretary of Agriculture (to grow the real dank shit) I’m happy.

So in the Popovich/Kerr 2021 administration, do we make Stan Van Gundy the Secretary of State or Ambassador to the UN?

who are the two celebs

“Their castmates, including Rose Byrne, Edie Falco, Helen Hunt, and longtime CK collaborator Pamela Adlon, have not weighed in on the matter.”

The New York Times broke the story, ya nerd.

Here’s the simple fact: It’s The New York Times

Thank you. The fucking comments on the Louis CK story have been awful for so long because of those people.

They also owe Tig Notaro an apology for calling her “ungrateful” and shit for daring to speak out about this.

So, all the bros who spent the last few months screaming at Katie Rife for daring to talk about this and INSISTING THAT THERE WAS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT until some accusers came forward and until then this was just a plot by mean ol’ Jezebel and AV Club to smear poor Louie...

Stop pettifogging the issue, you accursed mountebank.

For the next installment, can we get timestamps?

Really impressed with how much hate mail Lauren has gotten in such a short time, she’s one to keep an eye on.

I bet even Trump fell for this one.

my family read your comment and they are offended

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”