Too Sad Too Serious

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

“This guy was just too much of a creep toward women.”

Yeah, on the list of guys who deserve a break, there’s Paul Manafort’s name.

I’m white and I do. I always hope they’re white. Sigh.

When I heard the imitation firearm thing (before people were saying terror) I jumped to suicide by cop.

I don’t know, isn’t that a lot like jerking off before sex?

Congrats and Happy Halloween to everyone who thinks they’re breaking the news about sleep paralysis to the rest of us.

oh my god has it truly come to this

When I used to play Mario Kart and I was way behind, I’d just turn around and start doing the track backwards to mess with the other players.

Sleep well, my friend! I’ve read this story before on different sites. It’s fake.

That’s because it’s fake, or at least it’s been reprinted before. “Miss Lizzy is a snitch but a good smelling bitch.” I remember that line vividly from the first time I read this story. That and the middle finger that went off the page. It’s a common creepypasta.

Yeah, this is the part that zaps the fear out of it for me. It’s NOT hard to crop or block out or mspaint-scribble the identifying features. And “winners” in previous years have admitted to making shit up for the internet kudos or whatever.

This is hands-down the scariest story so far this year.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

I remember your story from last year, so creepy!

oh my god, this is kinda sweet. Your ghost saved you!

Reposting my tale of my almost-murder from last year.

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.