I’m going to get that stupid Bala-Tik figure.

You did see the part where someone specifically emailed him to tell him he was looking forward to it among the misery, right? And that mostly this is all in good fun for laughs

I agree with Daniel’s opening letter. Drew, your WYTS has replaced the Sports Illustrated NFL preview issue (for me, right up there with the swimsuit issue for must have every year) as the surest sign that football season is near. Please never pull any fucking punches even if a city is half underwater. I for one need…

Were you speaking english?

The Raiders. It’s all been kid stuff until now. From WYTS 2014, I present my favorite series entry of all time:

Seriously. This article can come out fifteen minutes later if it means it can get a proper proofread.

It’s called a spacebar.

Are we not going to acknowledge Ace Ventura’s rampant transphobia?

Forgive me if I’m mistaken but I always thought that was two men in the picture.

I left with a very good taste in my mouth about the whole family, and I hope that I left a good taste in their mouth.

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

“Save Mothra...”

Holy shit, it is. I thought you were joking, but it’s totally an acrostic. I guess that’s what happens when you get a bunch of arts majors to write a resignation letter.

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

I’m interested in knowing more about this water skiing squirrel you speak of.

The alliterative beauty of “Dixon sucks donkey dicks” is undeniable.

One easy to way to tell if you are on the wrong side of an issue is when the other people who agree with you are carrying Nazi flags.

The Ark of the Covenant from Raiders of the Lost Ark. You could use that as a cooler at a tailgate.