Also, they used a Metallica font and an AC/DC pun. Jesus fucking christ.

This, of course, is the top notch investigating that I come here for! Well done as always, sir, well done!

You know who else needs to get fucked? The NFL for requiring you to view their highlights on Twitter’s app/website instead of allowing embeds on other websites. Fuck off with that shit.

You can see yourself out.

I believe he committed Wyre Fraud in this case.

But God told us in the Bible to rape and pillage it!

I wish we saw ourselves as caretakers of the earth. People might actually do something about this sort of problem.

Absolutely. I don’t always agree with him, but he never does anything without an actual reason, and he doesn’t seem to hallucinate conversations with other people.

The problem with the question lies in the assumption that it’s an either/or.

Actual sharknados.

I just realized this is the same guy:

You got a different cut than what we watched, because our Ep 7 was fun, funny, and exciting with a terrific new crop of characters.

Now THIS is what I’m talking about. This is how you do an alternate history. I can’t WAIT to see this.

Did this entry just “report” on some other outlet’s article and not even link the article itself? I know modern-day io9 gets off on muckraking, but that’s a new low.

SCREENSHOT FROM POPULAR HUMAN PROGRAM THE SIMPSONS

POST EXPRESSING GENERAL SUPPORT OF PREMISE.

NO, OF COURSE NOT. PLAYBACK HUMAN LAUGHING NOISES.

In this case, the only thing the chatbots were capable of doing was coming up with a more efficient way to trade each others’ balls.

I’m all about making the game safer, but as a defensive player, I’m not a big fan of it

Seated right next to Adams on the dais was NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who offered no noticeable reaction.