If I’m shopping with my girlfriend, I find the best thing to do is to try to help her out. See, if I let her shop by herself, she’ll take an hour to find a pair of shoes and then not even get them. If I try to help, she’ll get so fed up with with me picking out terrible shoes for her that she’ll just give up and say…

This guy posted a video of a Nazi getting punched in the face. The joke was the Nazi was the one making this comment. So he set up a joke that implies Nazi’s are the ones complaining about how Deadspin has political coverage.

My favorite:

I don’t have anywhere else to put Kellyanne’s shitty Eagles tweets so here are a few of them:

You have to give Trump credit for one thing, he’s the first President in history to unite the Nazis and the Russians. Not even FDR or Truman could pull that off

Academy Award-nominated film Suicide Squad

4. 2 men, 2 women. Then he’ll start holding the press conferences himself.

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

I think it’s more like, “Go see what Daddy’s doing” or, “Let’s go see Mommy.”

THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!

I can’t wait for the Mark Wahlberg film.

Better than whatever shithole you live in mofo, we going to the SUPERBOWL!

Don’t wake up, you’ll be in Atlanta.

On the bright side, this gives Rodgers more time to spend with his family

Some of my faves:

I went to the sister march in NYC and have never felt prouder to be a woman than today.

I particularly like the hand-holes. This woman has done this before.

This was my favorite from the Philly march. Well done, person!

My favorite anecdote from a friend at the DC March: “My husband pointed out about halfway through the march that he hadn’t yet seen a misspelled sign. I watched carefully after that, and he was right — thousands of signs, not a single misspelling.”