correct

somebody’s been hanging out with jayden smith

doesn’t he also always do a great christmas shopping spree for kids?

golden headline

ugh seriously, how does it not constantly refresh and move comments up based on stars?

yeesh the newspaper article is pretty disturbing to read, why does it include details like removing his eyes?

yeesh, wondering if this secret camera was being used for other purposes?

i already forget which game it was but watching him manufacture his way to home by stealing second, then also stealing home was incredible.

i thought ears pinned back was referring to hunting dogs or something, that their ears go back against their body when they are in attack mode. am i wrong?

seriously though, imagine if mcCarthy challenged Lacy to a weight loss contest the rest of the season and all the Packers placed bets, would improve moral.

ahhhhh

i somehow read the first sentence as “I HORSESAT” and now i wish that was a phrase for when people take care of your horse while you are on vacation.

love these! actually remembered that I have one from high school:

this was fun, enjoyed the writing style, just plausible enough without getting too weird. thx for sharing!

so confused how this team is underperforming this much. they should have destroyed the texans, brock was awful.

very Any Given Sunday

HERE’S A MEDAL

am i dumb or is the response to the question about assholes backwards? he’s saying that assholes know they are assholes right? it sounds like hes saying all of them are oblivious to being assholes, but that the mark of an asshole is that they know they are an asshole. im confused.

good for him

almost feels like he’s looking forward to brady retiring so he can just fuck around and see how far he can get