this take would only really work if the yankees lost in the playoffs instead of winning the whole thing. i would LOVE to see a hot take where the Mariners LET the yankees win because they were honoring 9/11. That would be special.

i like to think that Kevin Love’s face is being somehow blocked in every photo of them getting off the plane

the amount of good mark zuckerberg is doing for the world seems to be pretty undercovered here. i wonder why?

who is generating these player names?

i love how this looks just like when any group of guys gets bottle service. theres a couple that seem way too comfortable flirting with the server and dancing around, and then you have the guys awkwardly standing around nervously smiling (Delly, Channing Frye, Mozgov)

what an attractive group

more trades like this and maybe people would actually start WATCHING the nba!

thats what she gets for wearing blackface

Chef Curry with the boiling over pot

long live that one level in that one call of duty where youre in a gilly suit and you have to sneak up on a bunch of dudes and then snipe that guy. you guys know the one im talking about, right? boy was that fun.

not just one of their players. their best player, defensive captain, and Super Baw MVP! They are being dummies about this, pay that man his money.

great article. seriously, its kind of rare to just read a point being perfectly made.

*Tomsula internal monologue in this glorious GIF

ALL TAKES MATTER

you guys could probably start a whole new blog where you just break down bad articles that glorify rapist athletes.

i actually think you just caught Germain in the fact that he’s never seen Pete’s Dragon, and yet has to act like he’s a fan of it. So he looked it up and thought it was animated. Otherwise I think he would have phrased it like how people talk about Roger Rabbit, a mixture of live action and animation.

the headline could read: DRAYMOND GREEN WILL WATCH TONIGHT’S WARRIORS GAME IN A BOX AT THE A’S GAME

this feels a little clickbaity, but ill allow it.

quick shout out to Deadspin staff. you guys are awesome! Really appreciate all the hard work and the not hard work you guys do. The internet is quite literally full of disingenuous clickbait hot take garbage, not just in sports, and it is really nice to know I can come to this site and read logical articles about…

LIKE DEAD DEAD???