i love how this looks just like when any group of guys gets bottle service. theres a couple that seem way too comfortable flirting with the server and dancing around, and then you have the guys awkwardly standing around nervously smiling (Delly, Channing Frye, Mozgov)

what an attractive group

more trades like this and maybe people would actually start WATCHING the nba!

Chef Curry with the boiling over pot

long live that one level in that one call of duty where youre in a gilly suit and you have to sneak up on a bunch of dudes and then snipe that guy. you guys know the one im talking about, right? boy was that fun.

not just one of their players. their best player, defensive captain, and Super Baw MVP! They are being dummies about this, pay that man his money.

great article. seriously, its kind of rare to just read a point being perfectly made.

*Tomsula internal monologue in this glorious GIF

ALL TAKES MATTER

you guys could probably start a whole new blog where you just break down bad articles that glorify rapist athletes.

the headline could read: DRAYMOND GREEN WILL WATCH TONIGHT’S WARRIORS GAME IN A BOX AT THE A’S GAME

this feels a little clickbaity, but ill allow it.

quick shout out to Deadspin staff. you guys are awesome! Really appreciate all the hard work and the not hard work you guys do. The internet is quite literally full of disingenuous clickbait hot take garbage, not just in sports, and it is really nice to know I can come to this site and read logical articles about…

LIKE DEAD DEAD???

man i wish this account was just fan fiction portraying a normal internet commenter who lives in the West Wing universe.

this is actually too awkward to be funny, im so confused why that all just happened the way it did, and i hated watching it.

NFL: We are working closely with law enforcement to determine if the sudden deaths of Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees are connected.

I understand the rules, but I still nominate the 2002 Sacramento Kings winning the title instead of the Lakers. Whichever team came out of the Western Conference Finals was going to crush the Nets. The Kings deserved to be that team, and a giant piece of what made me a die-hard sports fan died that day.

“All of a sudden the four of us are texting through a game.”

you should turn these into a coffee table book!