JR Smith joke

Han Solo was killed off. Die Hard’s John McClane was a parody of himself by movie number three and still continued to a fourth. Wry, beleaguered Nathan Drake is more or less an amalgamation of those two action heroes

IVE CAUGHT A FOOTBALL FROM PEYTON MANNING AND I KNOW WHAT COMMITMENT IS AND YOU PUSSIES CANT HANDLE BEING A MAN.

The Miami HEAT goes online on May fourth 2016. Human decisions are removed from social media. At 5:26pm, Eastern Time, the Miami HEAT becomes self-aware.

interesting. but hard to tell where this statement came from

you should have a radio show!

are you paid by the article Samer? could be a good year for you if so!

i thought pizza boxes were already edible? am i doing something wrong?

Just banged out this brief Space Jam 2 treatment, it’s a rough draft but please send to people you know at Warner Bros thx.

and here I thought this was my idea, kudos to Harrison Houlihan, great name, too.

how long till a team tries to have a do over because they don’t like how long the guy hugged Goodell for? “looked too happy, like he didn’t believe he belonged at the draft. a truly great player would expect to make it here, and act like they’ve been here before. concerned about his potential as a leader, too…

please start adding quotes from Cards players about not getting it done.

throwing shade to not call her grandma?

measuring something with “a handful” when its the Mountain isnt really helpful

i could have sworn ric flair already died. am i from a different timeline?

what? im struggling to grasp how you could think youve only experienced 18 years of life when youve experienced 12 more than that.

or its just jon gruden by himself going crazy after every play with no one to stop him or give play by play. I actually like this idea. “the score is on the screen dummies I’m not here to tell you the downs and distances, I just want to yell about who has the most heart!”

didnt throw it back? sorry about your dumb dad kid.

yeah its frustrating when white dudes say “everyone is so sensitive these days” when the reality is that all that’s changed is the internet has given an equal voice to everyone. it was always wrong to be a bigot dude, you just used to be able to ignore the feedback.

reminds me of that amazing ohio state side dude video a couple years ago that ended up being a couple and wasnt funny anymore