Just banged out this brief Space Jam 2 treatment, it’s a rough draft but please send to people you know at Warner Bros thx.

and here I thought this was my idea, kudos to Harrison Houlihan, great name, too.

how long till a team tries to have a do over because they don’t like how long the guy hugged Goodell for? “looked too happy, like he didn’t believe he belonged at the draft. a truly great player would expect to make it here, and act like they’ve been here before. concerned about his potential as a leader, too…

please start adding quotes from Cards players about not getting it done.

throwing shade to not call her grandma?

measuring something with “a handful” when its the Mountain isnt really helpful

i could have sworn ric flair already died. am i from a different timeline?

what? im struggling to grasp how you could think youve only experienced 18 years of life when youve experienced 12 more than that.

or its just jon gruden by himself going crazy after every play with no one to stop him or give play by play. I actually like this idea. “the score is on the screen dummies I’m not here to tell you the downs and distances, I just want to yell about who has the most heart!”

didnt throw it back? sorry about your dumb dad kid.

yeah its frustrating when white dudes say “everyone is so sensitive these days” when the reality is that all that’s changed is the internet has given an equal voice to everyone. it was always wrong to be a bigot dude, you just used to be able to ignore the feedback.

reminds me of that amazing ohio state side dude video a couple years ago that ended up being a couple and wasnt funny anymore

Still though, beats being a sixers fan

the panthers uniforms are absolutely awesome, what are you talking about?

obviously i want them to go for the record, but theres a small part of me that worries about curry getting hurt in these games he doesnt need to be playing. wouldnt that be just the worst if he got hurt when they were going for the win record and then they lose in the playoffs without him? glad i dont have to make…

99% sure his name is what inspired Key & Peele. I think they even had him in the third edition of this. one more time, for the big man.

oh mama he’s doing it

the people have spoken! they demand Cardinals loss recaps without the color of the local paper. just the sad stats, and a player quote about the team not getting it done.

please let this be a series where you update us every time they lose a game.

the hits keep on coming. and that art to boot