Look at Charlotte. Look at her!

her husband looks like his new wife definitely married him for money. (perhaps that’s unkind, but disgustingly ostentatiously rich people piss me off.)

We didn’t “luck out” with Al Franken. He graduated from Harvard cum laude with a B.S. in Government. He’s actually qualified.

WHEEEE! I’M THE PRESIDENT!

What’s giving me diarrhea is that I no longer think political experience could beat cray-cray in the next election. Because we have entered the President Camacho period of American history.

For a second I thought she was marrying Peter Crouch.

New money, how gauche.

Hahahaha. Seriously? The tabloids and blogs have been raking James over the coals for not being that wealthy. His hedge fund business has nosediving for the past three years. I didn’t know his family were a bunch of social climbing frauds. They share that in common with the Middletons.

There really is nothing about the “new money” stereotype these people don’t fit, is there? This wedding is just doing the most.

Me, I’m partial to someone with a keen understanding of how our government functions and prior experience, but I’ve always been an odd duck.

haggis canapés

I like the top of Pippa’s dress, haven’t seen the skirt or train. But I like the top. And her tiny tiara barrette. Kate’s dress is... wowzers bad and the mini Von Trapps (Floorgasm was spot on with that remark) look ridiculous.

My favorite bit about the wedding was that George had a meltdown after he was compelled to throw petals in the path of the newlyweds and Kate Had Words With Him. Very Stern British Words!

Perfect gif is perfect

Johnson also told Fallon that he thought voters were looking for “more poise, less noise,” and “better leadership.” He believes his mass appeal comes from a combination of early rising, supporting the troops, and being a family man.

I think Kate looks like she’s in a period drama about WWII. Someone is going to make a brave stiff-upper lip speech about victory gardens. But I kind of like it....

The wedding is probably Scottish themed because the groom’s dad bought a fake Scottish title that the family is very proud of.

“These destructive impulses brought great devastation...”

the Wall Street Journal noted that Weiner, inexplicably, was wearing his wedding ring

If you ever want to stop someone from clicking on a link to one of your stories I would say that putting “they were red like raw hamburger” in the title of some story on Roger Ailes and sexual harassment would be right up there.