Trees are like: “Hey! We have standards, too.”

Better cash that check fast.

So, they’re basically waiting for McCain to buy the farm so they can restart this thing with less resistance.

The constant loud has got to be a thing with people of a certain age. I was grateful to stay with my parents during and after my divorce to get back on my feet, but the TV was on constantly and turned up enough you could hear it through the walls. For the record, neither has a hearing problem. It’s nuts.

I really like your outlook. Thanks for the good cheer.

What’s to understand? The president doesn’t give a shit. The end.

Thank you! People brag about their cold weather like they expect you to pin a medal on them.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Also, you are correct. 

Well, yeah. He’s working to make it more difficult for addicts to get treatment by underfunding efforts to get people enrolled in health plans. That’s something.

Too gauche for a Jackie. Too Tori Spelling for a Marilyn. I mean, jeez, her own father wouldn’t even bang her.

Ivanka is nothing more than an apologist for her father’s sham of an administration. I hope she feels dirty when she looks in the mirror. She’s basically a less intelligent Phyllis Schlafly.

In most cases, your mama’s saying would be a put-down. But 45 eats his well-done steak covered in ketchup. He is so trashy a put-down turns into a compliment when directed at him.

Bieber is a putz, but he doesn’t deserve to have private sexy time photos hacked. It’s totally different than getting naked in the semi-public where you kind of know someone could sneak a pic. It’s mortifying...regardless of how much or little he’s packing.

He’s a stupid, stupid man.

I know! Oh, to be 26 and single. I’m a happily partnered 40-something, but those were fun times. :)

My first concert was also NKOTB with Dino opening...and a girl trio called the Covergirls. My cousin Tonya took me and I almost didn’t get to go because my mom thought she was a bad influence because she worked in a strip club. She WAS a terrible influence, but her job had nothing to do with it.

What a delightfully on-point description.

I got burned early in my career, so that’s a misperception I try very hard to correct. HR is supposed to protect the company. Period. They can be helpful if you have benefits question etc, but if you have a real problem, their job is to neutralize you and prevent any future lawsuits.

Well-played. I salute you.

Probably hoping the prez will swoop in and bully the state/county into some ungodly tax break to “save” the jobs.