“i did not say it was a macbook killer”

Maybe not in those words, but you sure did IMPLY it in the title of this article (“Samsung Finally Gave Us the Laptop Apple Should Have”), and with phrases in the copy like:

“This is the college-bound laptop everyone, including Apple, has failed to make for the last couple of…

As a Clevelander who wasn’t fully behind his return, likening it to getting back together with a girlfriend who ripped your heart out by dumping you for another, hotter guy and letting him put a ring on it, believe me when I say that he can do whatever the hell he wants and we all will still worship him.

take to the comments to let us know what sorts of awards should be awarded

The condo owners built the fence so they wouldn’t have to watch the Browns practice. It’s a quality of life issue.

I want to continue this conversation if only to find out how many exchanges we’ll go before you say something outright racist. Actually, nah.

For a while I’ve suspected this Redskins thing might be an example of White Knightism. “Redskin” is and was a slur, and I think the name should be changed for that reason. But these results are pretty overwhelming. As a white progressive “ally,” I will defer to the actual aggrieved party. Nothing more obnoxious than…

So I was out on a date with the gorgeous, French, Marc-Andre Fleury and we’re Carl Hagelin over a nice glass of Kevin Porter. Out of no where I have to take a massive Derrick Pouliot. I quickly rush off to the bathroom, thinking this cannot be happening right now, this is not Eric Fehr, I already took my Trevor Daley…

You’re totally right. She should’ve just kept this to herself.

Thanks for the reply. Woah this is a lot but I’ll give it an attempt.

That should be the main image of this post, thank you.

Gawker Media Union wrote a diversity committee into its collective bargaining agreement. It was ratified this week.

Short answers to potential affluenza suburbs in Maryland:

Potomac - Sure. Wealthiest area in the wealthiest state.
Monkton - Definitely possible! Lots of horse farms.
Arnold - Clearly. Lots of Annapolis sailing cash.
Chevy Chase - Why not? Big houses, small lots, overinflated sense of self.
Bethesda - Practically the…

I’m at the Venetian, playing poker with a handful of the usual types, and this scrawny guy in a fur coat walks in and sits next to me. It’s Vegas, so there are plenty of guys wearing stupid clothes, but everyone is staring at this guy. Somebody asks him what he does for a living and he says he’s an entertainer.…

I filtered those emails out long, long ago. But I’m impressed people are continuing it! Makes me happy.

A dad joke of the highest quality. If you haven’t yet impregnated a woman, get to it. You’re already dadding at an advanced level.

The moment he decided his hill to die upon is being The Big Voice of Painful Truths about Robert Griffin III. His beat is providing the illusion of unbiased inside perspective on the same tired, bored narrative being trumpeted by ill-informed Washington fans who're put off by the idea of a black quarterback who speaks…