As anyone who’s been to Xi’an knows, the Chinese have owned Warriors of Klay for thousands of years.

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.

Honestly characterizing this view as “prostitution” is pretty offensive to prostitutes. It’s a view in which every single woman is a prostitute and instead of treating them with human decency you just have to find out their price.

They haven’t worked out the answer to that question in relation to the president of the United States - they’re hardly going to figure it out now for these two shitheads throwing hands.

Interesting journalism ethics question. How do you report on a subject when the very fact that they are counting on your negative coverage as a means of promotion is why they are doing what they do?

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

I think it’s pretty clear that I am not tied in considering I’m commenting on the internet. The point stands, I trust Woj/Charania reporting a transaction 10000% more than people at ESPN, Fox Sports, or any other site reporting NBA news.

Failure to cushion #87 in a loverly embrace, bracing him against possible contact as they both glide slowly to an almost sensual stop, 5 minutes

He’s clearly saying something here, but I’m way too dumb to figure out what. Could you translate to non-Instagram?

That a transaction tax would cause more friction on trades made in the markets is a reason to implement one.

Thanks for taking the time to respond.

Not gonna happen. If you guys want to define yourself as “textbook moderate Democrats,” then I’m a textbook hard leftist. Well, in American standards.

California would have 64 electors if it were based strictly on population. 12.15% of the U.S. population is in California, and there are 538 electors.

ESPN had better get it together or they’re gonna start losing business and I will twitter block them. Woj has never once responded to one of my tweets so I blocked the sucker. Yahoo better start “looking into” giving me a job or they get the block too.

Deadspin Editor: Hey Billy, did you go to that concert on Thursday?

This article belongs on The Ringer. I’m not complimenting you.

Question: Do you have an understanding as to the word consent?

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

As a Clevelander who wasn’t fully behind his return, likening it to getting back together with a girlfriend who ripped your heart out by dumping you for another, hotter guy and letting him put a ring on it, believe me when I say that he can do whatever the hell he wants and we all will still worship him.