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The condo owners built the fence so they wouldn’t have to watch the Browns practice. It’s a quality of life issue.

I want to continue this conversation if only to find out how many exchanges we’ll go before you say something outright racist. Actually, nah.

For a while I’ve suspected this Redskins thing might be an example of White Knightism. “Redskin” is and was a slur, and I think the name should be changed for that reason. But these results are pretty overwhelming. As a white progressive “ally,” I will defer to the actual aggrieved party. Nothing more obnoxious than…

So I was out on a date with the gorgeous, French, Marc-Andre Fleury and we’re Carl Hagelin over a nice glass of Kevin Porter. Out of no where I have to take a massive Derrick Pouliot. I quickly rush off to the bathroom, thinking this cannot be happening right now, this is not Eric Fehr, I already took my Trevor Daley…

You’re totally right. She should’ve just kept this to herself.

Thanks for the reply. Woah this is a lot but I’ll give it an attempt.

Gawker Media Union wrote a diversity committee into its collective bargaining agreement. It was ratified this week.

Short answers to potential affluenza suburbs in Maryland:

Potomac - Sure. Wealthiest area in the wealthiest state.
Monkton - Definitely possible! Lots of horse farms.
Arnold - Clearly. Lots of Annapolis sailing cash.
Chevy Chase - Why not? Big houses, small lots, overinflated sense of self.
Bethesda - Practically the…

I’m at the Venetian, playing poker with a handful of the usual types, and this scrawny guy in a fur coat walks in and sits next to me. It’s Vegas, so there are plenty of guys wearing stupid clothes, but everyone is staring at this guy. Somebody asks him what he does for a living and he says he’s an entertainer.…

I filtered those emails out long, long ago. But I’m impressed people are continuing it! Makes me happy.

Glad this turned out ok. It is comforting to have a good explanation. I hope you felt perfectly fine for the entire week following your episode and then showed up to work and sacked Alex Smith 5 times.

I’ll take this one, Stin: In my beer league softball career, ties at end of regulation in tournaments meant each batter in extra innings got one pitch: called strikes or fouls were outs, balls were walks, ball in play was ball in play. VERY exciting and tense for non-athletes, which meant me and pretty much everybody…

Oh, Buffalo Chess! Sure, sure.

The moment he decided his hill to die upon is being The Big Voice of Painful Truths about Robert Griffin III. His beat is providing the illusion of unbiased inside perspective on the same tired, bored narrative being trumpeted by ill-informed Washington fans who're put off by the idea of a black quarterback who speaks…